| The Original You Know You Watch Too Much Big Wolf on Campus When 1.You find yourself having a room identical to Merton's. 2.You find yourself walking, talking, and acting like a character from Big wolf on Campus. 3.You think you are or at least a clone of a character from Big wolf on Campus. 4.You force your football coach to make your football number 13. 5.You ask your Dad to run for mayor. 6.You encourage your Mom to be a head news reporter. 7.You have been know to run though your town in a werewolf costume. 8.You run though your town in a werewolf costume when it's not Halloween. 9.You joined the Gothic Fanasty Guild at your school. 10.You founder a Gothic Fanasty Guild at your school. 11.Your the president of the Gothic Fanasty Guild at your school. 12.You want to or do drive a Hearse. 13.You look for guys with spiked hair and wears black. 14.You only go out with girls who kickbox or are cheerleaders. 15.You often send letters to your city hall demanding that they change the town name to Pleasantville. 16. A big wolf on campus cast or crew member has an order of protection agaist you. 17.Your determined to name your first child: Merton,Tommy,Lori,or Stacy. 18.You think anyone who firts with your girlfirend is trying to kidnap her. 19.Your sister is starting to call you freaker. 20.You like the fact your sister is calling your freaker. 21.You go to the goth ebay 22.You start to suspect that the new transfer student is a being from the underworld. 23.You convince your parents to let you move into your basment 24.You call your room or new basement a lair. 25.You like Merton or Tommy so much You start calling them my Merton or my Tommy. 26.You have been treated for Big Wolf on Campus obssession/addiction 27.You envy Nicholas Cage for meeting Danny Smith 28.You howled at the last full moon. 29.You make your parents not talk to door to door salesmen in fear there soulsuckers 30.You write Big wolf on campus fanfics 31.You have posted them on a website 32.You publish Big wolf related websites 33.You find yourself running away from the cable guy sceamin at the top of your lungs Santini is coming to get me 34.You stop going to the libary in face that the librarian is tring to make you into a book 35.You walk pass a hourglass and you swear you hear the sandman ask you to dig for sand deposits 36.You feel tried when you get up even though you had a good night sleep Conclusion the sandman is making you dig for sand 37.You can describe Tommy, Merton, Lori, or Stacy in another language 38.You can describe their hair in other lanuage. 39.You buy 2 printing cartiages a month so you can print out pics of your fave Big wolf character. 40.You room is covered with these pics. 41.You parents have forbade you from finding these pics and going to Big Wolf sites in worry your becoming to obessive with the show 42.You got an email from Danny, Amiee, or Bradon and you jump up and down and shout and yell. 43.There isn't any posters of pictures for Big Wolf on Campus but your room is covered with it anywhere. 44.Your school bully picks on your friend and you react by putting on wolf hair and start yelling at them TNT don't rule 45.You claim there's a well in your school thats seals away the ghost of serial killed. 46.And your goal in life is to get this well named after you. 47.You do your school projects on them. 48.You get a 60 on your Chemisty test and your happy because it's a point higher then Lori's 49.You sit here making up these things. 50.Since Merton used the word airgo you been useing it to but you have no clue what it means 51.You make you boyfriend act like Tommy or Danny/You make you girlfriend act like Lori or Stacy 52.You tell your boyfriend to make his hair like Merton's,make him live in his basement, and make him drive a hearse.And when its a full moon, you steal some hair from your sister's wig that she wore on hallween, put it on, and go running around screaming "WHERE'S THE HUNGRY BUCKET!?!?!? 53.You start singing "Chucky in da house" every minute of eveyday 54.You call your Dog Cerberus or Sparky 55.You play clue with your imaginary friend Mr.Invincible 56.When you write a letter to Danny Smith every week for a year and the only hope you know is that he has written you once 57.When you are reading this right now 58.You visit BWOC pages 59.When you think you are going out with Merton or Tommy 60.You go to a school dance wearing a black cape and a blue wig 61.You watch the show one day and imitate Loris kick boxing moves as soon as you get the school on Monday 62.You search on Goth Ebay,find speels to raise the dead,and tell your boyfriend/friends's boyfriend to change his name to rob and crash his car so you can bring him back from the dead. 63.You go around your school asking for some Wolfsbane 64.You freak when your friend buys you a sterling sliver ring for your B-day and claim it's going to eat your skin 65.you change your intial to J just J 66.You claim the new girl has telekinetic powers and then tell your friend to say "I don't know if she looks good on TV."every time you say telekinetic 67.You fake allergies toward dogs and cats and claim your lactose intolerant 68.You just bought a kit to purge evil spirits from dogs 69You cal your town hangout the factory and the KFC the hungry bucket 70.When your friend says that you and Merton look and act alike and you swear that you were separated at birth 71.When you start falling for guys that have spiky hair and wear black 72.When you can't get yourself away from the computer because your bidding on either BWOC merchindise or a scroll with Latin spells that you just have to have 73.When you start calling your best friend Tommy or Dawkins (even if your friends is a girl 74.When you start to say quotes from the show in everyday life 75.Your singin the theme every minute 76.You can't stop thinking about some one from BWOC |