My Friend was Steaming Mad

    "He looks so disgusting, there might as well be mold growing all over him, and he smells like the feet of a football player who's been running around all day and forgot to use deodorant," laughed Ralph to all his friends. Little did he know that the person who he was talking about was inches behind him.
     I watched with a look of amusement on my face like a person would watch his dog and cat ballroom dance together. This kid's face first got all scrunched up and as wrinkled as an old man's, like he was about to cry. Then, instead of crying, he scrunched his hands into tightly clenched fists, and his face turned a lovely shade of dark purple. Sweat began dripping out of his forehead like his head was a large storm cloud ready to burst. His eyes popped out and turned bright red, while smoke poured out of his nostrils. He looked like Puff, the evil purple dragon.
     Then, he began screaming horrible dirty words at at Ralph while Ralph laughed like a hyena. all of a sudden, Bam! His fist hit Ralph's face with the speed of a rocket. Ralph fell backwards onto the grass. I could see that one of his eyes was swollen shut, puffed as big as a marshmallow, and the color of blackberries.
     Then the kid spat at Ralph, and walked away, nose in the air. Ralph and his friends just stayed there, watching him walk away in disbelief.

The End