The Cafeteria was Crowded

    "Ahhhhh!" I screamed as I walked toward the cafeteria on the first day of school. The line was already out the door, stretching miles it seemed. "No sense waiting there," I whispered to myself. I decided to check out the inside of the cafeteria, though, just to get aquainted.
     I opened the door. "Creeeeeak," it groaned in a loud voice.
     "They really need to get that fixed," I laughed. I stepped in, and my eyes got as wide as a bug's as I looked at the utter chaos I saw before me.
     The place was a zoo. Every square inch was covered with a foot or hand or head or other body part. I pushed through the mob, knocking people into each other, packing them tighter than sardines.
     There were no chairs available, so I climbed over the heads of two people and stepped on a third before I could get on top of one of the tables. I stood up over the crowd and looked around. Success, I foundmy friends squished in a corner on the other side.
     I got off the table somehow, stepping on a few heads here and there, and decided to crawl. I got down on all fours, head forward, and pushed, shoved, and bit, ("Eeew, that tastes like sweat!") my way through.
     I crawled through pizza, fries, spilled punch, eew, sticky. The place was so loud,, my head hurt. Pushing, crawling, hitting, WALL! I had found the wall.
     I struggled to get out from the vast ocean of kids and lo and behold, there were my friends. Time for a nice lunch.
     "What happened to you, you look a mess," said my friend.
     "It's a long story," I huffed, out of breath. "I just want some lunch."
     "Briiiiiiiiing!" clamored the bell.
     "DANG IT!" I shouted, and I dove back into the ocean, pushing and shoving and hitting and biting...

The End