Gerald: Yeah, I do . . . I mean, I think I do . . .
Phoebe: This sucks! All of this sucks!
Gerald: I . . . I don't know Phoebe. I think after last night . . . I may
have changed. All that responsibility . . .

Phoebe: Screw responsibility! I want to know if we can be together, that's
all I care about right now.

Gerald: I don't know . . . I think I need to talk to Helga.
Phoebe: <Looks at Helga passed out on couch> Well, it'll be a while for that.
<Cut forward a few hours>

Arnold: <Wakes up> Well, I feel somewhat better.
Gerald: <Quietly> You doing okay, buddy?
Arnold: Yeah, I guess so now.
Gerald: That's good, you were really wasted last night.
Arnold: I don't really want to think about that right now.
Gerald: You have to man, you can't deny what happened.
Arnold: I know, I really need to talk to Lila.
Gerald: You also need to talk to Helga. So do I.
Arnold: Don't chew her out. As you said, we were wasted and didn't know what
we were doing.

Gerald: I'm not gonna chew her out. I just need to talk to her. But maybe you
should first.

Arnold: Okay. But I need to talk to Lila first.
Gerald: Okay, man. I think she's in the kitchen with your Grandma.
Arnold: Okay, I'll see if I can get her away from Grandma. <Goes down to
kitchen> Lila?

Grandma: So, I was saying, you have to hunt the mosquitos so they don't eat
yer grub. Oh, hi Kimba.

Arnold: Hi Grandma.
Lila: <Cold> Arnold.
Arnold: Lila, can we talk?
Lila: What's there to talk about?
Arnold: Last night, please, I need to talk to you about it. In private.
Lila: Fine, but I don't know what there is to talk about. Let's go in the
living room.

Arnold: Listen, Lila, I wasn't . . . myself last night. I'm really sorry
about what I did.

Lila: You're damn right you weren't! I knew something was up with you two!
Arnold: There's nothing up, it wasn't really our fault!
Lila: Yes it was. I don't care if you were drunk, it wouldn't have happened
if there wasn't SOME basis behind it!

Arnold: What basis? Lila, if it was you with another guy in that closet I
would have forgiven you!

Lila: Sure, whatever Arnold. If you had no feelings for her whatsoever, it
wouldn't have happened, period. Look within yourself, you know it to be true.

Arnold: Look, other people with no feelings for each other sometimes . . . do
things when they're drunk.

Lila: Arnold, you're in denial. Kiss me right now, and tell me you feel
absolutely nothing for Helga.

Arnold: <Kisses Lila, looks her in the eyes> I have absolutely no feelings
whatsoever for Helga G. Patacki. <Thinking> Liar.

Lila: Now go tell that to Helga.
Arnold: Alright then, fine, if you still don't believe me. Come on. <Goes up
to room>

Helga: <Wakes up>
Arnold: Helga, can we talk to you?
Helga: <Yawn> What do you want?
Arnold: To talk to you. We need to discuss something.
Lila: Yeah!
Arnold: Lila, calm down.
Helga: Gah, Lila. Just what I need.
Arnold: Helga, please?
Helga: Fine, talk.
Arnold: Privately?
Helga: I'm not moving.
Arnold: Gerald, Phoebe, can you leave?
Phoebe: Okay.
Gerald: Sure thing, man. <They leave>
Arnold: <Sits down on bed> About last night . . .
Helga: What about it?
Arnold: Lila's feeling paranoid and insecure about our relationship and wants
to make sure I have no feelings for you whatsoever because she doesn't trust
me.

Lila: Well, how can I trust him with what's been going on?!! GRRR!!
Arnold: Nothing has been going on except last night and I was . . . under the
influence.

Lila: Yeah, but it wouldn't have gone on if there wasn't something behind
it!! <Starts crying>

Arnold: <Gets up to comfort Lila> There was nothing behind it, Lila. You're
getting upset over nothing. I love you, not Helga.

Helga: That's not what you said last night. Just kidding!
Arnold: Helga, this is not the time to joke around. Lila's feeling very
fragile, and our relationship with her.

Helga: So you have absolutely no feelings for me at all?
Arnold: Only friendship. <Thinking> Liar.
Helga: Well good for you football head. Now, I'm gonna go find my sweetie,
Gerald.

Arnold: Bye.
Helga: Bye. <Leaves>

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