| Off comp: Lila: What are you suppossed to tell me later? Arnold: Nothing. Lila: Then why did he... Never mind. Arnold: He was just goofing around. Lila: Now that he's gone, want to do something? Arnold: Like what? Lila: Umm, like this. <Kisses Arnold> Arnold: <Kisses Lila> Grandpa: <Comes in> Hey Shortman. Whoa! Mama Leoni! Arnold: Grandpa!! <Blushes> Grandpa: Hehe, I thought you said she wasn't your girlfriend. Arnold: <Blushes harder> It's called knocking, Grandpa. Grandpa: Well I thought it would be ok since she wasn't your girlfriend!! Arnold: Shuttup. Lila: <Blushes> Arnold? Why didn't you tell your Grandpa about us? Arnold: 'Cuz I knew he was gonna make fun of us. Lila: Oh, ok. <Holds Arnold's hand> He is my boyfriend... Mr... Phil. Arnold: <Blushes again> Grandpa: Call me Grandpa. And... Ooh!! Shortman's got a girlfriend!! Hehe! Way to go! Arnold: <Blushes harder> This is what I was talking about. Lila: He's not making fun, he's congratulating. Arnold: Well, I don't want congrats. Grandpa: Fine, I'll leave. Oh yeah, I came here for a reason. Phoebe's at the door. Arnold: She is?! Grandpa: Yup, and she's been waiting for a while! Arnold: Umm, excuse me. <Runs downstairs> Lila: Arnold?! <Follows him> Arnold: <Opens door> Sorry I took so long Phoebe. Grandpa took the long way around to telling me you were here. Lila: Hi Phoebe. Arnold: Lila?! Why'd you follow me? Lila: I just... wanted to say hi to Phoebe. Arnold: Fine, you said hi. Can you give us a few moments alone? Lila: Umm, sure Arnold. I'll go back to your room. <Leaves> Phoebe: <Is taken aback by confusion> You seem awful... flustered, Arnold. Arnold: I do? I'm sorry, I didn't realize it. <Leads Phoebe into living room> Phoebe: Umm, Arnold, I came here for a reason. Arnold: Well, I guessed as much. No one goes anywhere without a reason. What was yours? Phoebe: <Sits down on the couch. Arnold sits down next to her> Look, I've been doing a lot of thinking lately... This is a little hard to say... Arnold: It's okay, you can tell me. Phoebe: Arnold, you know as well as I do that this relationship is based on nothing more than jealousy and need. Arnold: <Is getting confused, tries to hide fact that he's well aware of what she said is true> I do? Phoebe: Neither of us wants to admit it, but I know you know. We're both jealous of Gerald and Helga. That's why you kissed me at the movie. <Arnold goes to speak, Phoebe cuts off Arnold before he has a chance to say anything> Don't try to deny it, it's true. And what's worse is that's why I kissed back. A relationship based on something as flimsy as this cannot last. So I think we should save ourselves some pain and just break it off before this goes sour. Arnold: You're... dumping me? <Is mentally relieved> Phoebe: <Miscontrues Arnold's pause> I'm sorry, Arnold. Please don't think that it's anything wrong with you. I know this is the second time a girl has dumped you, even if this was a little better of a scenario than Helga, but I just don't think we belong together. Arnold: You're right. Phoebe: <Is surprised> Arnold: You're right about how flimsy a basis jealousy is. And I also think it might be best if we break up. Phoebe: I'm glad you agree. Well, now that I've told you, I can't think of any reason to stay. I guess I'll be going now. Arnold: <Sees Phoebe to door, she leaves. Goes back upstairs> Hi. Lila: Hey. What was that about? Arnold: Oh, nothing important. Lila: Ok. So, where were we? <Kisses Arnold> Arnold: <Kisses Lila back> Lila: I love you, Arnold. Arnold: I love you too, Lila. <Kisses Lila> <Cut to Sid> Sid: <Calls Sheena> Hey Sheena, wanna come over? Sheena: Is this Sid? Sid: Yup, this is the Sidster. Sheena: Well, I know what you want when you say do you wanna come over, and no! I'm not stupid like Gloria. Sid: Come on!! Eugene doesn't have to know! Sheena: Hmph, yeah, right! Sid: Gah. Fine babe. Your loss. <Hangs up> Sheena: <Hangs up> |