Arnold: hmmm, orange suit...can't wait to see the pics....
GeraldJ: me neither!! man!!
GeraldJ: so, you like 5th grade arnold?

Arnold: sure, why wouldn't i?
Arnold: it's the same as fourth

GeraldJ: haha.. i guess so
GeraldJ: same people, same teacher...
GeraldJ: harder crap..

Arnold: my foot is itchy....
GeraldJ: lol.. scratch it
Arnold: i am...it's not working....
GeraldJ: brb
Arnold: k
Arnold: my name's don arnold...please have a caramel
your hair is lovely-do you like my pants?
they're made of satin; the cape's pure latin-
i had it tailored in the south of france
........ummmm, im bored now....

GeraldJ: back
GeraldJ: arnold? whats that song?

Arnold: what?  oh....nm
GeraldJ: haha.. its good
Arnold: is it?
Arnold: it's supposed to be awkward

GeraldJ: oh?  whats it like...for?
Arnold: you remeber that opera we saw last year?  carmen?
GeraldJ: yeah..
GeraldJ: she was hot

Arnold: the tune Hanabanera is the tune for the song
Arnold: gerald!
Arnold: how could you tell?  she was too far away

GeraldJ: heh... i can tell
GeraldJ: i got that vibe

Arnold: does phoebe know about the "vibe"?
GeraldJ: heh...  phoebe radiates "vibe"
Arnold: <sighs and rolls eyes>
GeraldJ: hey arnold...
Arnold: what?
GeraldJ: heh.. turn on maury
Arnold: huh?
Arnold: what channel?

GeraldJ: 2
Arnold: okee, brb
GeraldJ: young kids singing and stuff...
Arnold: why are you watching maury, gerald?
Arnold: it's not your thing

GeraldJ: im bored and desperate
Arnold: ohh, poor kid
GeraldJ: [whines]
Arnold: hey....why are you swearing at our ages
GeraldJ: im 10 man...
Arnold: oops...age
GeraldJ: im old enough
Arnold: so?
Arnold: you are not

GeraldJ: look.. jamie o does it..
GeraldJ: its cool

Arnold: but he's in high school
GeraldJ: youre such a goodie goodie
Arnold: i am not!!!
GeraldJ: yes you are!!
Arnold: no i a not!!!!
Arnold: am

GeraldJ: i bet you cant even type a bad word let alone say one
Arnold: i could!!!!
GeraldJ: so do it
Arnold: what word?
GeraldJ: you pick
Arnold: ummmm....shit
GeraldJ: lol!!!
Arnold: what?!
Arnold: i told you i'm not a goodie goodie!!

GeraldJ: haha.. i just pictured you saying that
Arnold: why is that funny?!
GeraldJ: youre arnold
GeraldJ: its funny

Arnold: ggggrrrr
Arnold: why is it funny?!

GeraldJ: it just is..
Arnold: you always say stuff like this!!!!
Arnold: i can't understand why you think i'm a goodie goodie!!

GeraldJ: haha... man, you act so different when we're not in school...
Arnold: how?!
GeraldJ: so.. grumpy..
Arnold: i'm not grumpy, im mad!! and i wasn't mad till you made me mad!!
GeraldJ: haha

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