Things To Make You Think
What if a turtle lost his shell?
What color would a Smurf turn if you choked him?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If you send someone styrafoam what do you pack it in?
Whos cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
How come abbriviated is such a long word?
Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
What would a chair look like if your legs were bent the other way?
When you erase a word with a pencil where does it go?
How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
Why doesn't superglue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why do psychics have to ask you your name?
Why don't psychics ever win the lottery?
Why is yawning contagious?
Why do noses run and feet smell?
You know how theres a speed of light? Well, is there a speed of dark?
Why are there Braille signs on drive-up ATM's?
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
Can Washington just flash a quarter for his ID?
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
If they arrest a mime, when they read her her rights, do thy bother to tell her she has the right to remain silent?
Why are wrong number never busy?
Why is it called lipstick if you could still move your lips?
If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
Why do the signs that say "slow children" have a picture of a running child?
Why do they call it chili if it's hot?
Why do we sing take me out to the ball game when we're already there?
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
If you were able to go back in time and kill your ancestors would you still exsist?
Why do people without out a watch look at their wrist when you ask them what time it is?
Why do you ask someone without a watch what time it is?
Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
The light went out..but where to?
Why is the alphabet in that order?
Do fish get cramps after eating?
Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
If your in a vehicle going the speed of light. what happens when you turn on the headlights?
Have you ever imagined a world with out hypothetical situations?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
If you were at a friend's house for a holiday dinner and you found a dead cockroach in your salad, what would you do?
If you could invent a holiday, what and when would it be? What special traditions would take place on that day?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Have you ever wondered why things are the way they are?
After eating, do amphibians have to wait an hour before getting out of the water?
Do one legged ducks swim in circles?
How can there be self-help groups?
How do you know when you're out of invisible ink?
If a chronic liar tells you he is a chronic liar do you believe him?
If a jogger runs a the speed of sound can he still hear his walkman?
If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
If God sneezes...what should you say?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
If soap is used to make you clean, why does it leave a scum?
If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide and seek, does he automatically lose because he can't find himself?
If you can read the marking, isn't that end already up?
If you dive into a pool of dry ice, can you swim without getting wet?
If you have a friend who works for the Psychic Friends Network, should you plan a surprise birthday party for them?
If you spend your day doing nothing, how do you know when you're done?
If you take a shower, where do you put it?
If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia can you read correctly?
Just before someone gets nervous, do they experience cocoons in their stomach?
There are 24 hours in a day, and 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
What color is a chameleon on a mirror?
What do sheep count when they can't sleep?
What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?
Why are the cabs from the Yellow Cab Company painted orange?
Why do bars advertise live bands? What does a dead band sound like?
Why do they sell a pound cake that only weighs 12 ounces?