Only in the Philippines
Along
a highway in Pampanga:
"WE MAKE MODERN ANTIQUE FURNITURE"
On
a self-service restaurant in Cebu: 
"PLEASE HELP OUT COMFORT ROOM CLEAN"
In a Baguio grocery:
"FRESH
FROZEN CHICKEN SOLD HERE" 
In
Cubao: 
"NONE ID NOTHING ENTRY"
Along
Luneta Boulevard: 
"BAWAL TUMAE SA BULEVARD:
On
Jeepney and Bus signs: 
"BEFORE PAY, TELL WHERE GET THE ON BEFORE GET THE OFF"
On a flower shop in Rizal Avenue:
"WE
SELL ARTIFICIAL FRESH FLOWERS" 
On a delivery truck:
"NOT
FOR HERE: 
On
window of a restaurant in Baguio: 
"WANTED: BOY WAITRESS"
On a street in San Juan:
"BAWAL
MAGTAPON NG BINALOT NA TAE RITO" 
A graffiti inside the cubicle of a ladies' C.R. in a university:
"PLEASE
DON'T SIT LIKE A FROG, SIT LIKE A QUEEN." 
At a men's comfort room, above a urinal: (maybe from UP Diliman dorm)
"HAWAK
MO AND KINABUKASAN NG BAYAN!!!"
At
a construction site in Mandaluyong: 
"BAWAL OMEHI DITO, AND MAHOLI BOG-BOG"
Somewhere
along San Andres:
"NO URINATING, ON THE OVER WALLS!"
Vacant lot near Makati Avenue:
"DON'T
PARKING" 
At an eatery in Cebu:
"WE
HAB SOPDRINK IN CAN AND IN BATOL!" 
Sa
pader ng Intramuros: 
"MARUNONG K BANG TUMAHOL? ASO LANG ANG UMIIHI DITO!"
And
this is the best of them all... para sa mga abugado ito... 
(no offends ha?)
On
a building somewhere in the Philippines:
"NOTARY PUBLIC, TUMATANGGAP DIN NG LABADA KUNG LINGGO."
Isn't
it fun to be Filipino??