"Cheese is not for wearing"
"Shave the children"
"I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy."
"I don't want to be everything to everybody, but I'd like to be something to somebody."
"Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once!"
"Wanna hear the most annoying noise in the world?"
"One of the most tragic things I know about human nature is that all of us tend to put off living. We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today."
"If the only way to be with you is in my dreams, I want to sleep forever."
(refering to a cat walking past) "Must we always have that creature stomping about?!!"