I'm so sorry for what I'm about to do
But I've relized I'm not good enough for you
You can do so much better
I can't even write this in a letter.
Maybe we weren't ment to be
And I know you don't need me
I wish I could find an easier way
To tell you what I've got to say.
I'm so sorry, but we can't be together
Just know I'm doing this for the better
I'm sorry I have to do this
I didn't even deserve your kiss.
But without you my world is blue
Baby I don't know what to do without you
So please if you haven't got over me
Maybe we could try to be.
I'm so sorry for what I did
I've been acting like such a kid
Would you please come back to me?
Because I need you, you see?
I know this has been hell for you too
But this time, it's all up to you
So all I can really say
Is I miss you more each day.
I'm so sorry for what I've done
And now I relize, we are one
And until hell freezes over, I'll love you
I just prey that you feel that was too.
Ladies and gentlemen
Hobos and tramps
Cross eyed mosquitoes
And Bull-Legged ants.
I come before you
To stand behind you
To tell you something
I know nothing about.
Next Thursday,
Which is Good Friday
There will be a ladies' meeting
For men only,
Admission is free
So pay at the door,
Pull up a seat
and sit on the floor,
There'll be a discussion
By Christopher Cucumber
Who sailed the Mississisloppy River
Carring the Star Speckled Banana in one hand
and the declaration of Indigestion in the other.
One fine day, in the middle of the night,
Two dead men got up to fight,
Back to back the faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other,
One was blind and the other couldn't see
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout "Hooray!"
A paralysed donkey was passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye,
Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,
A deaf policeman heard a noise,
And came to arrest the two dead boys,
If you dont believe this story's true,
Ask the blind man, he saw it too!