Let's pretend Roger is pregnant. Of course, we know he really isn't . . . are you?-- Mr. Connors
I'm going to think myself my future husband. *closes eyes* *opens eyes* Holy shit, I just saw Peter Vardaxis. --Molly
A typical Scholastic Scrimmage practice (excerpts):
Mrs. Voorhees: What is the most recent method being used to keep track of sheep in Ireland?
Gavin: Land mines.
Eamon: Imagine a whole flock of sheep, and it suddenly goes flying in the air. And there's Gavin, sitting there with a detonator.
Cyn(di): Well, at least they could tell where a sheep used to be.
Mike: Maybe Gavin's a leprechaun.
