There are many people who think I am smart. Personally, I disagree, but there are some reasons for this. Because it keeps me happy to pretend to have an ego, I will now give you some things I have written that are considred intelligent by some people.
How They Know to Put that Skull-and-Crossbones on the Bottle---Anti-vivisection essay, which I wrote for a quite astonishingly boring writing class. When double-spaced and properly formatted, it is ten pages long including the bibliography.
Coming soon: A Monty Python episode which I have not finished yet . . .I will post it and then update it until it's finished.