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Who are you? : iamthegoddessofhellfire(whocantfindthespacekey)
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Who is your favorite color? : im just gonna give up the whole sasha thing temporarily because it annoys bill..um..i mean, people. thats right. it annoys peaple
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Are you a McSomebody? (eg McEamon or McGavin) : im a triple chocolate McSquee on a lightly toasted sesame street bun with hollandase-tabasco sauce and goatcheese (sil vous plait!)
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Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear? : cadz got into them and now you really wouldnt want to know.
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What do the initials EB in EB White stand for? : Errrrrrrrr...... Bong!!!!
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Are you a Man of the Wood? : *runs across the grass outside o9f walter hall violently brandishing an extended ice cream pushpop (aptly named a missile) while screaming at the top of my increadibly powerful lungs* Dunedain, Man of the Wood!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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O� sont les Neigedens d`antan? : Nous ne comprennons pas. Je ne sait pas parler bon francais. Je suis stupide. Jai faim de loup, aussi. (So sue me im in french1 thats the best I can do!)
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Whos afraid of Virginia Woolf? : *Sings raucously* Whos afraid of Virginia Woolf, Virginia Woolf, Virginia Woolf? Whos afraid of Virginia Woolf, Tra la la la la!
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Who are you? : Ocky Milkman
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Who is your favorite color? : The colour white, for it reminds of milk.
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Are you a McSomebody? (eg McEamon or McGavin) : No, but I am most certainly Ocky... OckyEamon
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Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear? : In my bottle of white white milk
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What do the initials EB in EB White stand for? : empty bottle?
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Are you a Man of the Wood? : Yes, I am Ocky Milkman of Milkwood
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O� sont les Neigedens d`antan? : Ma bouteille tr�s tr�s blanche du lait
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Whos afraid of Virginia Woolf? : Whos afraid of Virginia Woolf, Virginia Woolf? Whos afraid of Virginia Woolf, so early in the morning....I am......
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Who are you? : I am me and I am also you because you am I and I are you.
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Who is your favorite color? : Every color is my favorite color so long as it has a butterfinger
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Are you a McSomebody? (eg McEamon or McGavin) : McSaltwater Moose. (not to be confused wtih the Saltwater bouncer)
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Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear? : up ur ass
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What do the initials EB in EB White stand for? : Elwyn Brooks. (Well, excuse me for being so prosaic.)
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Are you a Man of the Wood? : No, but I may become a Woman of the Wood if McEamon is a Man of the Wood.
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O� sont les Neigedens d`antan? : Ne mange jamais les frites avec le cous-cous.
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Whos afraid of Virginia Woolf? : Kristin, Woman of the Wood
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What is your name? : D�nadan! Man of the Wood! (Please note that this should be sung with trumpets and tamporines, and penny-whistles)
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What is your quest? : My quest is to frolick through the green wood and get down and dirty with Derrick Demaria the queer Elve of the Wood!
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What is your favorite color? : The color of lust, baby! The color of Derricks butter-finger!
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What is the flightspeed of an unladen swallow? : The size of Derricks...ummm...I desire to say no more. (Derrick, you can not read this)
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What is the capital of Assyria? : The Shire...the green green Shire...where I chase naughty little hobbits through the green green wood...ugggghhhh....
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What goes black, white, black, white, black, white : DERRICK!!!!
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What is your name? : Tiberius Claudius Drusus Nero Germanicus
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What is your quest? : To be the next Emperor of the Roman Empire...alas, I am only poor, stuttering, Clua-Clau-Cluadias...I shall never be emperor.
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What is your favorite color? : I am color-blind so how the hell would I know. Hey here is a joke: What is Helen Kellers favorite color?
-Cordorouy....(Yeah, I know that was evil)
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What is the flightspeed of an unladen swallow? : You know what happens when you give a swallow alka-seltzer...that unladen swallow wont be flying anymore hunny.
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What is the capital of Assyria? : Hmmm, I thinking. Just give me one more moment...ugh...umm...what is Eamon Murphy!
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What goes black, white, black, white, black, white : A saltwater moose
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What is your name? : It doesnt matter.
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What is your quest? : A decent, really rich, man.
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What is your favorite color? : blue, blue, blue. And red.
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What is the flightspeed of an unladen swallow? : Depends. Is it unladen yet undulating?
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What is the capital of Assyria? : Abyssinia
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What goes black, white, black, white, black, white : A nun in a dryer.
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What is your name? : Cyndi
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What is your quest? : Eamon
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What is your favorite color? : Today its pink.
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What is the flightspeed of an unladen swallow? : I leave Eamons footprints . . . oh joy
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What is the capital of Assyria? : Okay, okay, Nineveh.
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What goes black, white, black, white, black, white : Come to think of it, I believe Eamon is wearing Eugenes hightops. Now THATs strange.
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What is your name? : Purrrrrrrfect!!!!!
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What is your quest? : To go to Harvard and be a very powerful lawyer.
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What is your favorite color? : black, purple, pink, grey (Its impossible to pick only one! This is a pointless question.)
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What is the flightspeed of an unladen swallow? : Is there even such an animal? OK, wild guess, mach 2.
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What is the capital of Assyria? : Nineveh! See, Im smart!
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What goes black, white, black, white, black, white : A polka dot dress. Please, nobody wear one; theyre hideous.
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What is your name? : Edwin Drood
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What is your quest? : To aid the ignorant heathens of Egypt.
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What is your favorite color? : Well, my least favorite is black.
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What is the flightspeed of an unladen swallow? : Faster than mine.
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What is the capital of Assyria? : Babylon
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What goes black, white, black, white, black, white : the postern stair
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What is your name? : um . . . you decide, Im tired of trying to figure it our on my own. Call me Ishmael. Or Eamon, or Allison Schmauch, or anything. I dont care anymore.
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What is your quest? : I dont have one . . . but yours is to sign myguestbook and make me feel loved, because I dont right now.
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What is your favorite color? : I like navy blue. but not the other navy blue, just that one.
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What is the flightspeed of an unladen swallow? : It is equal to the speed at which an unladen swallow flies.
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What is the capital of Assyria? : It was Babylon, but theyre all dead now.
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What goes black, white, black, white, black, white : Anything stripey.
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What is your name? : Derrick DeMaria
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What is your quest? : to annoy everybody and kill Andrew Greenspan
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What is your favorite color? : cyndiisanicechick
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What is the flightspeed of an unladen swallow? : negative twenty or so
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What is the capital of Assyria? : West Virginia
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What goes black, white, black, white, black, white : Derrick
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What is your name? : Sasha Fletcher
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What is your quest? : To correct Lola, whoever she may be. I am not a color.
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What is your favorite color? : Who is Lola any way?
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What is the flightspeed of an unladen swallow? : African or European? I love that movie!
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What is the capital of Assyria? : Babylon? Darn, I should know that.
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What goes black, white, black, white, black, white : I know Josh Tonkay.
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What is your name? : Miyuki the Radioactive Girl Scout
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What is your quest? : Its cookie sale time everyone! BUY BUYBUY!
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What is your favorite color? : its still sasha
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What is the flightspeed of an unladen swallow? : GirlScout cookie?
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What is the capital of Assyria? : Girl Scout cookie!
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What goes black, white, black, white, black, white : Lemmie guess, ummmm, sasha? No wait..GIRLSCOUT cookie!
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What is your name? : LoLa THe RenEgAdE ALIen
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What is your quest? : to bring punk rock to this counterculture starved, prep infested world
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What is your favorite color? : ?sasha flecher? hee hee hee
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What is the flightspeed of an unladen swallow? : african or matthew sun?
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What is the capital of Assyria? : Damascus... wait no thats syria. ummm... marrrrrrrl!
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What goes black, white, black, white, black, white : contrary to popular (matt sun and katelyns) belief, i do not like henderson
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What is your name? : Custardpringle
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What is your quest? : To correct the error of the previous entry
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What is your favorite color? : The last entry refeerred to another entry which I had deleted by mistake. The pertinent text will be reproduced in the next blank.
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What is the flightspeed of an unladen swallow? : Eamon wears hightops. Go him. I dont think David wears hightops, because David is a psycho, but Eugene might. I will have to check on that.
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What is the capital of Assyria? : There. Are you satisfied now?
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What goes black, white, black, white, black, white : Converse hightops
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Quick update: : Yes, Eugene Morris Jerome does indeed wear hightops . . . I have determined this by a sophisticated technique known as looking at a photo.
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What is your name? : Cyndi
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What is your quest? : To get someone besides myself, such as Henry, to sign my guestbook
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What is your favorite color? : clear
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What is the flight speed of the unladen swallow? : up to 46 miles per hour (mhen chased by a car)
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What is the capital of Assyria? : Babylon!
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What goes black, white, black, white, black, white : Henry
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What is your name? : King Arthur of the Britons
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What is your quest? : I seek the Holy Grail.
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What is your favorite color? : Blue! no, YELLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOO . . .
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What is the flight speed of the unladen swallow? : What do you mean, an African or European swallow?
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What is the capital of Assyria? : Babylon?
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What goes black, white, black, white, black, white : Okay, okay, I KNOW these answers were really unoriginal. I couldnt help myself . . . Im sorry.
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Identity : henry
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Realtionship or lack thereof to Custardpringle : harrassee
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Any random comments? : death to jae
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What kind of music do you hate extremely? : every kind except the ones that arent
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In what way are you strange? : i am evil
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Yes, you ARE strange, or you wouldnt be here. : i am still evil
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My school makes girls wear collars. Is this stupid : am i?
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Do you exist? : no of course not
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Identity : I Am Eamon
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Realtionship or lack thereof to Custardpringle : Did anyone ever notice Im an overcheiving bastard?? Cause I suredidly did!
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Any random comments? : Ummm...no not really...except I am perfect.
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What kind of music do you hate extremely? : Music comes in many shapes and sizes...some big...some small...like my penis
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In what way are you strange? : Im a special boy
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Yes, you ARE strange, or you wouldnt be here. : damn straight
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My school makes girls wear collars. Is this stupid : I think Caroline Should Go OUT with Rory...Im perfect
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Do you exist? : yes...did I ever mention Im perfect??? It might have slipped my huge, exspansive mind.
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Identity : Babblefish
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Realtionship or lack thereof to Custardpringle : You spelled relationship wrong! I am Hello Kitty.
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Any random comments? : I love that damn babblefish! How dare you insult it.
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What kind of music do you hate extremely? : Any music played on Devins sax..it freakin sucks
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In what way are you strange? : Kristin strange? Kristin not strange....Kristin good....
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Yes, you ARE strange, or you wouldnt be here. : Yeah, I suppose you got a point
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My school makes girls wear collars. Is this stupid : Hell yeah! Then again I never were a freaking collar so screw this damn democracy.
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Do you exist? : Ugh, umm...to philosophical! That is a Mr.Spahn question so let him answer it and leave me in my freakin ignorance!
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Identity : Person, or not.
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Realtionship or lack thereof to Custardpringle : This sentence contradicts itself-- wait, no it doesnt! I am Custardpringle. Therefore, I am not related to her.
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Any random comments? : Yes. I just cant remember any of them right now. Ill get back to you.
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What kind of music do you hate extremely? : Ernst & Mo
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In what way are you strange? : 1) I built this website.
2) I exist.
3) My crush and my brother (who is not related to me) have the same last name. They arent related either.
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Yes, you ARE strange, or you wouldnt be here. : Well, I might be here anyway, but probably not.
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My school makes girls wear collars. Is this stupid : As stupid as I am not.
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Do you exist? : Most things are mostly possible most of the time, except when that isnt true.
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Identity : Nar
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Realtionship or lack thereof to Custardpringle : Bitch
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Any random comments? : Im/anwsering/everything/in/one/word
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What kind of music do you hate extremely? : Jesus
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In what way are you strange? : Balls
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Yes, you ARE strange, or you wouldnt be here. : RoryRoryRoryRoryRory
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My school makes girls wear collars. Is this stupid : SuperFresh?
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Do you exist? : Surround-Sound
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Identity : I used to be a shitzophrenic, but now were okay.
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Realtionship or lack thereof to Custardpringle : I used to be her sex slave, but, alas there is a new bitch...er I mean man in my life
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Any random comments? : Hey! Jesus used to rule the earth with his dark dictatorship ways. Molly is the Anti-Christ Carl is the Messiha(I can spell!)and Nobody loves me because Im fat.
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What kind of music do you hate extremely? : I will not even dignify that question with an anwser
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In what way are you strange? : O_o naked...pepe...yummm
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Yes, you ARE strange, or you wouldnt be here. : Boobies?Tittys?Melons?Rack?
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My school makes girls wear collars. Is this stupid : Pepe(greek) is hott
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Do you exist? : Maybe. If Pepe wants me to
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Identity : Jenny Wang and her flying cows!
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Realtionship or lack thereof to Custardpringle : Friend, or so I thought! Cindy you traitor I'm not sane, I'm insane!
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Any random comments? : The wrath of Darth Muldoon is no match for Jenny Wang and her flying cows! Surrender Muldoon! Or prepare to suck milk! On Daisy, on Pansy, on Geranium too! On Crocus, and Hyacinth and Marigold too! Go Tulip, and Rose! Fly on Chrysanthmum! Faster Lily and
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What kind of music do you hate extremely? : Cher or anything else that could hurt innocent cows!
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In what way are you strange? : Cows rule! Muldoon Drools!
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Yes, you ARE strange, or you wouldn't be here. : The evil reign of humanskind is over, cows will rule the world!
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My school makes girls wear collars. Is this stupid : Cows don't even wear clothes! Clothes are stupid! Run wild and free! Naked and Sexy! Be a cow!
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Do you exist? : Jenny Wang and her flying Cows live on!
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Identity : I have many. Cyndi, Cinstew, Cinbad, Robogirl, Surround Sound, Evil Soup, Cynthia, Synge, Cynthia Stewart Bottomley, Darth Cinbad, Squirt, Muchkin, Stew, Eamon Numero Dos, Custardpringle . . .
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Realtionship or lack thereof to Custardpringle : (see above)
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Any random comments? : Christine is a mass deserter! She will suffer in hell for approximately 3.1415926535 seconds! After that she will go to heaven because being a mass deserter isn't really all THAT bad. Or is it?
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What kind of music do you hate extremely? : Strauss, "Artist's Life Waltz" (I don't mind listening but I hate to play it), and Ernst, and Courtney screaming
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In what way are you strange? : Well, I suppose being named after the guy I like is kind of odd. Then again, that was Derrick's idea, so I suppose that only shows that he's strange. Allow me a moment to cogitatre upon this conundrum.
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Yes, you ARE strange, or you wouldn't be here. : [Transcript of my sneaker heels]
*** SMURFLES ARE COOL * NOODLES AND FUZZ LUV PING ** TIDDLY WINKS IS FUZZY AND * MOO NOODLE FIZZ PONG * SNARFLE AND PIP (TOOT) * YARGLE!!! ***
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My school makes girls wear collars. Is this stupid : Yes, in practice, but not in theory.
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Do you exist? : Do you?
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