Welcome to Tara's page, with heplful hints in every day life
1.When mixing things together in a blendor never add marshmellows or it will taste like vommit!
2. Pink ribbons tied around tree's in your grandmas woods dosent lead to a magical portel with ADRIEN BRODY skipping around in a field of flowers with bubbles!
3.Never buy cherry flavored ice cream at a family picknick that is shaped like a baseball glove with gum in the middle that tastes like pepto-bismol!
4.Never become obessed with anyone, or u will not be able to sleep at night, u will waste all your money on there movies and cds and be in debt for the rest of your short life.
5. llamas are the coolest frickin beats ever to be in existence! but watch out cuz the wrath of llamas will over come you and you will be force-fed coco butter! |
