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| Welcome to Peters Page! Here u will. find 10 easy steps on how not to be captured by aliens! 1. make sure all windows and doors are locked, (escpelly during spring-thats there mating season) 2.Spray ur children with spam and other cooking products, 3. make sure your house is always clean 4.never eat mac and cheese past 7:00 am 5. dont stand in puddles past 8:00 pm 6.Keep both hands on the stering whell at all times. 7. point your bed south east , keep your dresser north and only lay on your right side. 8. always use charmin double quilted toilet paper. 9. WHen going 2 the store only use the express lane no matter what! 10. Last but NOT least, tell ur family u love them and PRAY TO GOD you dont get captured by aliens!! please listen to my advice u dont want this to happen like it happened to me, 20000 years ago. thanks for coming and i like ur silky pjs! |
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