So you wanna be totally awesome huh!? Well first of all, lets look at the ladies, women are devine creatures that should be treated accordingly. Women like you to buy you stuff, be their shoulder to cry on, and their own personal shrinks that go with them everywhere. First of all, if you want a hotty girlfriend, you might want to start saving up your money now, cause if you think car payments are bad, think again! Get a job at the movie theatre so they can hook you up with free tickets (big money saver there!), or just find a friend who can give you the hook ups.

Ok so now that you've gotten your financial situation taken care of, lets look at your image. What kinda women do you want, a hot hill billy chick, a gangster chick, or the normal everyday hotty? Choose a hotty that looks like she would hang with the same croud (nerds don't date gangster hottys). Next, you will notice that she is definitely wearing hotty clothing, she so hot huh. Well before you apporach her wait a couple days and scope her out. Hottys are so hot, they always have boyfriends, just wait till the vacancy sign appears and then we make our move!

First off, rule number one to getting a hotty, you have to take a shower, as bad as it sounds, its true. Always! Always wear deodorant! Brush your pearly whites, and wash your clothes, nobody likes a stinker. Then you can make your panther like move, approach the hotty lightly, do not attempt to rub up on her, girls don't like that unless they are skanky (that is a negative... ewww). Ok so anyways, so you got her attention, maybe offer to purchase her a beverage, if she agrees get a table so you can sit and talk, as you walk up to the register, take out like two dollars for her drink, then you must fake realize that you forgot your wallet (if you say you don't have enough money for two she will think you are ghetto poor). Ok so ya, you forgot your wallet! Oh no! I guess you will have to share the drink with the hotty, you are so pimp now! Ok moving on.

Sit down at a table away from the crowd, your hotty is a prime target, and could fall easily to any prey. As you share drinks with the hotty, look into her eyes (oh man she is so hot!). Now drink some more, you are so cool, sharing spit with the hot chick, its almost like you are making out, you wish, ha ha. So! Your talking right, well what do you know, when you talk and drink it takes forever, you have been talking for almost an hour, the hotty adores you! Tell her you have to go take care of your sick little sister or some crap like that, the hotty will of course believe you, and she will think its oh so cute you are taking care of your sister. Ok so now the crucial point! You get up to leave, you smile big at the hotty (damn shes so hot!), ok so ya, you say you had a really good time with her, and that she was looking beautiful the whole time, you say it was nice talking with such a nice person. As you walk away, since you are so pimp now (you practically made out with a hotty) she will say something to make you stop. You turn around, and then the hotty is so yours! She will ask for your number or something like that, if she asked to come with you to take care of your sister, refuse cause you just met, and you want to keep her wanting more, ya ya, she wants you so bad, your so pimp dude. Ok so she has your number (digits), you start to leave, think first though, if your rollin in your gramas cady, you might want to make sure shes not looking, you can still be pimp, but you will have to work harder if you don't have that great a car, trust me I know.

Well there you go, now just wait for the hotty to call you. You are such a pimp now! Now you will have a hotty girlfriend, and it gets better, more hotty girls will see you with your hotty girlfriend, and they will think you are hot in turn, and want to be your hotty! Life is so great, now that you are a pimp.