Yo Momma.....

Yo momma's so fat, I had to take two trains and a bus to get on her good side. Yo momma's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips. Yo momma's so fat, she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change. Yo momma's so fat, when she dances, she makes the band skip. Yo momma's so fat, the horse on her polo shirt is real. Yo momma's so fat, on Halloween she says "Trick of meatloaf!!" Yo momma's so fat, when she opens the fridge it says "I GIVE UP!!" Yo momma's so fat, she fills up the bath-tub and then turns on the water. Yo momma's so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirits. Yo momma's so fat, her favourite food is seconds. Yo momma's so fat, she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "Okay." Yo momma's so fat, she went on a light diet. As soon as it got light she started eating. Yo momma's so fat, she has her own area code. Yo momma's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion. Yo momma's so fat, her nickname is "Damn." Yo momma's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to "Get the f*** off." Yo momma's so fat, when she was in highschool she sat next to EVERYONE. Yo momma's so fat, she sat on a dollar and made change. Yo momma's so fat, she's on both sides of the family. Yo momma's so fat, they had to baptize her at sea-world. Yo momma's so fat, when she backs up, she beeps.