Spider is my new cat and my new bestest friend. I don't have any pictures of him yet, but he's black and white and looks like this:
We called him Spider because of the white spot on the end of his tail. Spider likes to sleep with me on the other side of my bed at night and wakes me up in the morning when he's hungry by biting my arms. He eats cat biscuits in the morning and jelly-meat at night. Sometimes he farts when he's sitting on me then waves his fart in the air with his tail and laughs his little kitty laugh. Next time I'll fart on him.
Spider has already been in a fight (dad says it's because of his big balls) and came home with a big cut behind his ear. It's better now, but Spider has learnt his lesson and stays inside when it's dark. He's still a small cat and we need to get him fixed so he doesn't get picked on by the other boy cats around the neighbourhood. But when we got our last cat fixed he turned into a big fat nana and became boring. So we got him put down.
It took a while for Spider to become house-trained. I think it was because we kept moving his litter box and that made him confused. Dad didn't like it when Spider pooed in his sock-drawer so whenever Spider didn't use his box I put him in the toilet and put the seat down. This was Spider's time out and after a few weeks of being put down there for 10 minutes at a time whenever he did number ones or twos, he was fully house trained. I think Spider is happy we did this because he was getting teased by the other cats. Dad had to get new socks.
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