My Poems
Dinner Time

I like my human crispy..
    snap, crackle, pop.



The girl with the fat arse

Yesterday I saw her, but only from behind.
Her left cheek jiggled
I was hypnotized


Pat a cake

pat a cake, pat a cake, cannibal man,
bake me a child as fast as you can
prick it and bake it and stuff it with cheese,
and put him in the oven at 80 degrees.


Poor, fat Mike

Poor Mike
Caroline did not like the pig
so left him at the punky gig
alone, alone

Poor Mike
so what if he is very fat
should not leave him alone like that
alone, alone.

Poor oh so retarded Mike
went home, went home
nobody cares.




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