| there was once a man from hell, his dick had a terrible spell, everytime he had sex, his penis erects, into the shape of a big taco bell. There was once a man named Pete, who couldn't stop jerking his meat, but one day with a cough, it simply fell off, and now he has nothing to beat. There was once a man who wore glasses, he liked to grab woman's asses, all that he seeks, are a prize pair of cheeks, but all he got was a slap for his passes. -Yours Truly |
| Limericks god, I'm sorry, I wrote these when I was 15 |
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