| HAIKUS |
| 2001 (mostly written in English, Science or detention) You can bite my arse I won't do your detention stupid, ugly git. -c Caroline got drunk Aster was a good wee girl. Emma likes to booze. -c I'm in detention I miss all my friends outside oh how wrong I was -c Shut your silly mouth I want to go out and play I don't need to learn -c English teacher's nice but I cannot do my work must learn how to read -c Itchy underwear they're scraping against my skin oh, my poor bottom -c |
| I can't remember events have evaded me what I did last night -c Gareth says it's small but I wouldn't really know bet it's really big -c NEW 2004 Is now two o'clock am still at the computer wish I had a life -c Spider is my friend he truly understands me cats won't answer back -c Haikus can be fun but counting is sometimes hard especially when you're drunk -c |
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