I've found that one of the most interesting and amusing thing to do on the internet is to read the dirty e-mails men from Asia and the Middle East send me. Note: It's even more entertaining when their english is extremely poor..... these are actual e-mails that have been sent to me.

HELLO DEAR I AM BABAR 27 YEAR OLD YOUNG PAKISTANI PUNJABI BOY.I AM LOOKING GOOD AND NICE GIRL FOR GOOD FRIENDSHIP, LOVE SEX AND MORE I HAVE TO MUCH POWER OF SEX AND SEXING YOU KNOW ALL YOUNG MALE AND FEMALE CAN KNOT LIVE WITH OUT SEX. THE SEX IS A VERY MUST FOR ALL AGES LIFE FOR TIME TO TIME I HOPE YOU LIKE IT SO PLZ IF U ARE LOOKING FOR LOVE, FRIENDSHIP, LIFE PARTNER OR SEX SO PLZ SEND ME MAIL I AM BEST IN SEX. LOOKING FORWARD UR REPLY ME. At first I was shocked and scared......then I just had to laugh. mmmm Punjabi boy... You take my greating heart I am interested long term relasioship and life partnership    with you. I am 25 years old male. I live in banglasdesh Capital dhaka my name is Tazul. are you interested my proposal? you are my proposal interest then you e-mail me. I am dapand on faithfully persons I am wating for your reply. Thank you. Tazul. Why me? Ok the next one is pretty dirty...but funny.. Hi...........OH BABY DOLL OH COME ON I'LL TEACH YOU HOW TO MAKE CUMMING AND CUMMING AND CUMMING BECAUSE I SAY YES OF WINE AND WOMEN that too sexy DOLL like you......I'm Sajid a healthy single male of 25 years height 6/2" weight 185 lbs having a HEALTHY BIG POLE OG 8" IN LENGTH AND 6"ROUNDED to dig any lusty busty lady's each and every hole, working in Dubai as a quality control. and so on and so forth. It continues on like that for 5 more paragraphs and then ends with... ........awaiting your soooooooooonest sexiest questions... Some like to keep it short and sweet... Heloo.do you like to sex?!@ .......

The conversations that can get started on ICQ with foreigners are real gems... 142669397 Drop: hello Carrie: hi Drop: thx Carrie: thx? Drop: it is morning here Carrie: okay Drop: Have you dogS? Carrie: godamn your english is bad Drop: Do you have the dog? Carrie: that's wrong too. Drop: Have you a dor, Carrie? Drop: Have you a dog, Carrie? Carrie: no...why do you want to know? Drop: because I have two cats Carrie: what does that have to do with owning dogs? Drop: walk with it. Destroid bad peoples. Carrie: with my dog? Drop: yes. Carrie: who are these bad peoples? Drop: terrorists and prisoners. Carrie: I want to attack Russian people with my dogs Drop: yeah Carrie: yes....Russian people are bad aren't they? Drop: all of them. Drop: they are drinkers and Carrie: are you Russian? Drop: thiefs Drop: yes I am