these poems have been kindly donated by friends

Passing by a flat, Carrie meets some random guy, Oh my, look at that...            -Aster Emma, Caroline, dancing on the dance machine Hope it's not obscene.            -Aster

Carrie Carrie cock-a-mamie I like raisins, I like Sadie Carrie Carrie's made of icing Carrie jumps on rats and mice-ing Carrie's young and Carrie's old Carrie's liver's made of gold Jumping peas and jumping beans Carrie laughs and Carrie screams Carrie hates her mathematics Carrie's got some pretty hat-ics Carrie Carrie cock-a-mamie I like raisins, I like Sadie. Caffine is bad for you.                    -Courtney When Carrie was unhappy she took it out on me she rolled me up in sticky-tape and threw me in the sea. She covered me in globs of meat so sharks would come to feed she stuffed my mouth with mango-rind and poked my eyes with reeds.                     -Courtney

My grandma she was frail, my grandma she was old, I chucked her out the window, I chucked her in the snow, I rolled her in a snowball up a hill and let her go.               -Eve Ode to my bottom, it is on fire, it is on fire, woe.               -Eve Once there was a little man his ass was white as snow and everywhere that this man went everyone yelled "HEY WHITEY!!"               -Eve