courtney

Ladies and Gentlemen, it is with an offended pair of eyes and an unsettled stomach I bring you COURTNEY, Queer Shit of the Decade. Courtney has attained this title through hardwork, commitment and overall retardedness.

So, what can I say to prove to you this young man deserves the honour of being 'Queer Shit of the Deacade'? In all honesty you shouldn't need convincing. I mean, just look at the picture. But for fun's sake I shall delve deeper into the insanity that is...Courtney.

They say a picture's worth a thousand words....looking at these and my mind is blank. Words can't express what I think when I see Courtney coming out of a hydro-slide looking wet, pasty and flustered. Or the black and white photo where he resembles a psychopathic american who owns a shotgun.

Courtney is fairly intelligent. He is also a horny little bastard. Courtney would have sex with a plate of mashed potatoes if they weren't so damned hot! Courtney spends him time alone, on the internet, looking up sites on the internet with names like 'Top 10 ways to get Girls to touch your Cock.' and 'Sisters- at least you love her.' This is all very good and well (actually it isn't) but if one could harness this energy spent on Courtney's fruitless ventures...perhaps it could be put to good use.....like finding the cure for cancer.

There is plenty more to say...plenty more. But I think we should let Courtney do the rest....in photograph form......