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The contents of this site may distort your vision of reality in a permanent way. Or, otherwise you may find a lot of objectionable items, fabricated lies and incomplete, inaccurate information about this planet you call earth. The writer bears no responsibility for any losses, damages or shocks - cultural or electrical - to the reader or his neighbors due to this site, the disclaimer inclusive.

You must understand that only Cyan colored links are free for you to browse and if you click on a link of another color, intentionally or otherwise, we reserve the right to drain 42 US$ per link you have visited till now or you possibly might visit in next 42 years. Please mail your credit card number now itself to disallow yourself the discomfort of federal agents knocking on your door and auctioning you at ebay.

Also, the reader agrees to proceed at his own risk and agrees not to interact with the author and his aura, directly or indirectly, in a way which author may find objectionable. The definition of objectionable is dynamically defined by the author and only the author (Though author strongly hints that he may find certain categories of interactions totally unobjectionable).
By the act of continuing to read any further on this site, you agree to pay the author a zillion$ in case the author finds your Behavior, Browsing or for that matter - even your highly-improbable, immensely-insignificant and totally-unexplained Existence 'objectionable'.

Consider yourself warned.

Also, please clean your mouse balls and pointers before you decide to click on my neat and virgin page. Please pull down the scroll bars (specially in the yellow colored pages) slowly, with utmost care, lest you may tear down the whole page and thereby forcing me to sue you. Did I forgot to mention my every 2nd cousin is a lawyer, every third  a Feddie, every 4th cousin a mafiaso and every 5th.. leave it.

Though it is okay for mentally-deranged-emotionally-deprived-heroin-addicts and software-professionals (pardon the redundancy) to browse the site and even the rest of the internet; the drug peddlers and would-be jaundice patients are strictly advised to show restraint and take precautionary measures like a sheath of bovine-intestine before proceeding with any inane desire to go deep down in the contents of this site. More so, if that link, hyper or hypo, starts with a consonant. Only for the bo ..err.. vowels and for vowels only, a synthetic polymer will do.