Ask Dhanno.

  1. What is a FAQ ?
  2. Who is John Galt ?
  3. What is love ?
  4. What is fucking ?
  5. What is Hacking ?
  6. What is a schmuck ?
  7. Who is Douglas Adams ?
  8. Who are you. ?

What is FAQ ?

Pronounced as phack, not phck. Please take a look at this poetry contest FAQ from satirewire for better understanding of the term.

Q: If I win, do I have to say I'm going to Disneyland?
A: Yes.

Q: When the English say "Darby and Joan," what are they talking about?
A: According to the British/American Language Dictionary, (by Norman Moss), Darby and Joan are the archetypal elderly, married couple. There are many Darby and Joan clubs in many localities. We're not sure why.

Q: If there's a war, can I surrender to you?
A: That would be fine, yes.

Q: How frequently does a question need to be asked to be considered a Frequently Asked Question?
A: Seven times in the United States and 11 in Canada. The European Union is considering a common number of five, but Great Britain refuses to comply and insists on using its own number, six. China does not allow questions except in Hong Kong.

Q: Thucydides?
A: Theocritus.

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Who is John Galt ?

Apparently you are in nice habit of not reading Ayn Rand [pop-philosohpy, diet coke of philosophy , boyzone of Rock].

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What is love ?

Love, my dear, is one of the 5 most over-abused words. Be more specific.

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What is fucking ?

Fucking is small town in Austria. Checkout http://www.fucking.at. This site offers some information about the town called fucking. One can also buy some Fucking merchandise from the site. From what I've heard, Austrians seem to be proud of Fucking.

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What is Hacking. ?

You mean hacking the (illegal) act or The habit of digging deep into anything and everything ?? huh ??? here for latter.

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What is a schmuck. ?

When Dr. Sen  won the Nobel prize in economics, One Mr.So-n-so filed a court case saying that Dr.Sen should not be addresssed as a Nobel Laureate coz of  some-arcane-technicality. Well.. Mr.So-n-so is a schmuck.

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Who is Douglas Adams ?

God.

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Who are you ?

Good question. Next.

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