When I was a young boy I had a problem My momma told me that it was all normal But it wasn't I couldn't hold onto my bowels So my mommy took me to the doctor And now I've got a colostomy bag and it helps me go Got a colostomy bag, had it since I was eight years old Got a colostomy bag and it hangs real low Got a colostomy bag, still it's helping me go Then in high school all the kids would tease me And all the people in college teased me Too |
Then one day I just lost my temper A group of people got slapped in the face with a bag of poo I've got a colostomy bag and it helps me go Got a colostomy bag, had it since I was eight years old Got a colostomy bag and it hangs real low Got a colostomy bag, still it's helping me go Me and my colostomy bag Have been everywhere together I can't live without my colostomy bag I've got a colostomy bag and it helps me go Got a colostomy bag, had it since I was eight years old Got a colostomy bag and it hangs real low Got a colostomy bag, still it's helping me go |
| The Bag Words and Music: JAY |