My Heart Says I Love You But My Mouth Says Taco Bell

I love my lady, she drives my crazy
Bought her a Mercedes, won't have to pay me
But theres just one pleasure where she can't measure
Because I don't treat her like a bean burrito

There is nothing I'd rather do
Than spend all of my time with you
But sweet little darling I must confess
There's something inside that gives me unrest
Excuse me baby I'll be right back
I think I'm having a Gordita attack
In my heart I love you and that you can tell
But my mouth wants . . . Taco Bell

Your hairy taco is mighty cheesy
But only one Mexican dish can really please me
I want a taco that won't try to bite me
Why order a taco when you can ask it politely?

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There is nothing I'd rather do
Than spend all of my time with you
But sweet little darling I must confess
There's something inside that gives me unrest
Excuse me baby I'll be right back
I think I'm having a Gordita attack
In my heart I love you and that you can tell
But my mouth wants . . . Taco Bell

I love
Enchiritos
Bean Burritos
Barry Zito
And Judge Lance Ito

(Freestyle Rap)

Chorus Out

My Heart Says I Love You But My Mouth Says Taco Bell
Words: THE BLACK GUY; Music: JAY and BRODIE