There was a man who lived in the valley He got a hair cut from a barber named Sally And it glowed, and it glimmered on above his head And then he went out to his shed Looked in the mirror, he was shocked surprise His hair was cut to freakin' mullet size And then, then and there on that same day He vowed to all hair cuts that've gone astray that He's Mullet Man, has a mullet plan Gonna save the world from evil Mullet Man has a mullet plan Gonna rid the world of bad hair cuts In the valley, it was a dark and perfect night A man came through town to start a fight And then Bowl Cut Boy went to the shed |
| Mullet Man Words and Music: BRODIE |
His hair grew back in the month of May And got his hair cut after a couple of days And it glowed and it glimmered on above his head And then he went out back to his shed Looked in the mirror, he was shocked surprise His hair was cut to freakin' mullet size And then, then and there on that same day He vowed to all hair cuts that've gone astray that He's Mullet Man, has a mullet plan Gonna save the world from evil Mullet Man has a mullet plan Gonna save the world from bad hair cuts And he survived |
And cut off all the hair on Mullet's head With a sinister laugh and a real loud shout Mullet woke to see what it was all about He rubbed on his head and felt nothin' there Come to find out that his head was bare Mullet Man had a mullet plan Mullet Man was no more Mullet Man had a mullet plan And his hair died So the valley cried Mullet Man where have you gone We need you to save us from Bowl Cut Boy and Beehive Girl They want to take over our world |