Driving in my car Heading to the bar Gonna find out where the party's happening Cruising with my friends The fun it never ends Jjust cant wait to get this party started I'm just trying to pee straight I'm just trying to pee straight now I walked into a door Fell onto the floor But my friend he helped me back onto my feet It wasn't minutes later 'Til I was feeling better At least I thought I was but I was stumblin' There was a female there Sitting in a chair So with my liquid courage I thought I had a chance |
Said i liked her rack And I'd hit it from the back But all I got was water thrown into my face I'm just trying to pee straight I'm just trying to pee straight now There is a moral to this story Chicks with racks are not worth the glory The hot ones aren't the blondes and redheads So go bang the fat girl in the corner instead I'm just trying to pee straight I'm just trying to pee straight now I just banged a fat chick So you can just call me Nick |
| I'm Just Trying To Pee Straight Words and Music: JAY |