-------  11.19.06  Gonna Touch You



I: Sunday, November 12, 2006, Baltimore, Maryland, departing Outrage

"For the first time in a long time, I'm proud of you."

In a long time?

I am still the bloody champion. 

But all right.  I'll take it for what it's worth.

"Thank you."

The limousine pulls out from the arena after the close of Outrage, where the OLW Commissionership was bestowed upon the man in question.

The Duchess touches up her make-up as the limo now pulls onto the highway for their journey back to New York City.

"This is going to be great - what power I'll now wield...I can have anything I want..."

I turn my head.  "You'll wield?"

"Of course," she says plainly.  "What's yours is mine also."

I concede the point.  I am still amazed KIRK yielded as easily as he did to my demand that he leave his post.  I am grateful and eagerly await what the future holds.

I am enthroned as champion; and now I hold supreme power in OLW, save for actual ownership.

That part is yet to come.

"So what changes are we going to make."  She reaches over to the limo bar and pours a sherry.  The crimson-amber liquid vibrates in the glass as the car motions past some rough patches in the highway.

Good question.  Now that I have this power, how shall I use it?

Perhaps I'll get Danny Vicious to scrub the toilets in the arena, or order Jefferson to face the whole of the Unforgiven II - those who despise him, which, save for a few choice idiots like the aforementioned Vicious, accounts for most of them.

"I don't know.  Why don't you think of some things, Lady Macbeth."

A slick grin crosses her lips.  "You know I will.  I'm awfully good at plotting things out to my - our- advantage."

I settle in with a smile on my face, my eyes growing tired from the night's events.  Seeing Heidi in action was a thing of beauty, as always.  I will win her over somehow, someday.  Our common loathing of that asshole may be stronger than even I know.  I can only hope.

The Match Beyond weighs heavily on my mind.  My slight smile disappears into the night.  Fifteen others I must vie against to hold onto that which sits on my lap - the OLW Heavyweight Championship.  My destiny rides on that match.  I know it - she surely knows it.  'Till my flesh be hacked from my bones shall I fight in that match.

Until the end.

My eyes blink open and catch in the vanity mirror above the seat.  The scabs from my fingernails are slowly healing from that...incident...on the 31st of October.

Ten things must I do to defy all that is Good.  Ten commandments must I violate.



Heresy.

Idolatry.

Blasphemy.

Defiling.

Dishonouring.

Murdering.

Adultery.

Theft.

Lying.

Coveting...avarice.



I take a deep breath.

All could be done easily - but - murder.

I will not hesitate doing the others.  And I shall begin doing so in England.

"Love, what do you think of taking a trip back home for a little while before the next card."

"That'd be fine, as long as I get to hit Harrod's."

"Of course."

"Oh, any chance we could see Eddy too?"

She wants to see my son?  I desperately want to see him myself.  I gladly accept this suggestion.

"Yes, but I'll have to clear it with - "

"The bitch?"

I nod.  "Yes."

"Then do it.  I can't wait to see him."

I lower the barrier between us and the driver.

"Tyler, when we hit New York, swing over to JFK.  Get on the phone and book the Lear to take us to London."






...I wait until he's nodded off.  It doesn't take long.  I turn on the car's music system to some hard rock station to drown out my conversation.

I grab my cell and move towards the front of the car, and call Paulus.  It rings and rings.

"Baby," I whisper.

"Babe, where are you?"

"Driving on to JFK - we're going to be in town over the next few days.  I'm going to try and see Eddy also."

"Oooh..." his voice filled with interest.  "When's the operation going to go down."

"I don't know.  We can't just do it.  We need to track his habits that he and that bitch undertake everyday.  Get on that will you?"

"I will I will.  I'm still visiting the Estate often doing my 'financial business,' but I'll get to London and see whom I can find...to take care of business."

I giggle.

"And if things go our way, it'll just be a matter of months before we take care of him too."

I look over and see my husband fast asleep.  So unaware.  So naive.

His money is mine.  We've taken - Paulus and I  - over ten million dollars from him, funneled into a phony offshore company and into a Swiss bank account.

God bless the motherfucking Swiss.

I sold the ring he gave me for over half a million on the Amsterdam black diamond market.

I ripped off two priceless paintings of his, and he hasn't got a fucking clue.

And I'm screwing his financial advisor mindlessly.

And now the ultimate coup d'état will be to kill his little piece of shit son, get pregnant by the bastard, and then have him accidentally...disappear, as well.

Then it shall be mine.

It shall all be mine.  And my child will be heir to the billions, to the Estate, to the Lancaster Dynasty.

And nobody can stop us.

"Have I mentioned I love you," he chuckles in his German accent.

"Well I don't love you," I retort, "I just want to fuck you."

We both laugh and part ways on the phone.

In the corner of the car I see him stirring awake. 

As the dutiful wife I slide back down the seat so he won't notice that I had left his side.

On the music system, Marilyn Manson's sweet voice begins his interpretation of the Bowie masterpiece, "Golden Years.".

"Poor babe that night tired you out so."  I kiss his cheek.

He mumbles something incomprehensible.  I roll my eyes and pour myself another drink as dear Marilyn sings.

# I'll stick with you baby for a thousand years #
# Nothing's gonna touch you in these golden years #
# Golden years, gold whop whop whop #

# Come get up my baby #

# Some of these days, and it won't be long #
# Gonna drive back down where you once belonged #
# In the back of a dream car twenty foot long #
# Don't cry my sweet, don't break my heart #
# Doing all right, but you gotta get smart #
# Wish upon, wish upon, day upon day, I believe oh Lord #
# I believe all the way #
# Come get up my baby #



I am become Death The Destroyer of Worlds

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