It is now with
great pleasure that I bring to you this man. He has procured for
himself something none of you can attest to: self realization. I
have sat back for years and watched, and watched closely. I have
seen his mind and soul move from strata to strata, lurking, searching,
grasping, yet not quite finding. Now he has.
Robert Lancaster is Avarice. Avarice is Robert Lancaster.
Yet I know among you, among each and every one of you, whom he might
have the pleasure of encountering in the so called Match Beyond.
You are doubters. You are skeptics. You believe this
Avarice is nothing but a facade. A shield for something he is
not. A mask.
Ignorant sons of bitches.
He need not prove himself to any of you. Nor shall he.
Scene. The
great wine cellar in the depths of the Lancastrian Ancestral
Estate. Hewn from the Earth and completed in the 17th century in
cold heartless brick. The air is frigid, light almost nonexistent
save for a few isolated light bulbs installed near the turn of the 20th
century. In the corners lay bottles that have gone untouched and
have not seen the day of the light since the days when Charles II was
on the throne. Cobwebs lay undisturbed, the dust, thick, in those
corners. Newer bottles lay silently as well, and are the target
of his consumption.
And now:
His Majesty
The Prince of Darkness
Lucifer
Presents
Robert Edward James
Lancaster II, Duke of Wessex | Avarice
the "Destroyer of Worlds" -
as Himself
And several bottles of fine French and Italian Wine
in
With Inebriation Brings
Contempt.
From the 1966
Palmer Margaux
Cole Christenson.
Cole fucking Christenson.
This is whom I am given? This is Bishop's idea of a joke perhaps?
A man who we utterly out-wrestled so much so that the bastard decided
to
take a count out defeat?
Shit. What have I done to deserve this? What the hell is this
going to prove?
Need we prove myself to him, and Dawn, his bitch - or is he her bitch - that when Avarice was
wrought from Lancaster's death, we would show himself to be the finest
specimen in the world.
Whom can prove us wrong thus far. Not Phoenix. Not
Curtis. Not Cyrus. And not
Christenson.
Have at us son of a bitch. You're over your head anyway in
this CRW versus OLW nonsense. All the better though.
While the idiot's eyes are transfixed on some piece of skirt's arse, I
shall have mine transfixed on his throat, so that I shall end his match
- or his career if needs be.
Arrogance.
From the 1982
Chateaux Petrus, Pomeral
My allegiance is firm and clear. It's not to OLW or CRW.
My allegiance is to myself.
I have given up any sense of loyalty or devotion in this
business. Why waste one's breath.
Look at the record. CWF. NAWA. WWA. MSWA. CSWA. BWWa. Why fucking
bother.
Devotion is overrated. I don't know what I've been devoted to in
my life.
Sure as hell not to my father and mother. Not to Stephanie, that
bitch, nor to Simkins, the treasonous old bastard. If I had
either of them here with me at this moment - either of them - I would
spit in their faces, and to Simkins, smash this bottle.
Who needs them. I have what I need.
A woman most men would kill for. Endless wealth.
Cars. A body carved from granite. The blood in my veins
runs colder and deeper with the blood of other men more than almost
anyone on this earth. I am proud to be a Lancaster...and all you
bastards out there must remember one thing.
I am nobility.
And you are lower than the dust.
By virtue of my pedigree I am destined to succeed. And who - or
what - are any of you to stop me. ME.
Quite simply thou art nothing.
Uncertainty.
From the 1997
Solaia Marchesi Piero Antinori
But yet. I am but mortal.
I have this Godforsaken reputation of choking in main events, in the
big shows.
I've even heard some argue that during my World Tag Team
run...Seamus...that...that...bastard...he was the one that carried the
team.
That he lifted
Lancaster.
Is it true? Possible?
Defeat to Destiny Hunter. Still laughter rings throughout the
locker room. The bitterness and humiliation - I try to hide it -
still resonates.
I am but human!
Now once again I am thrust onto centre stage. Against not just
one but perhaps six or seven of the finest in the world.
What am I to do.
Resoluteness.
From the 1976
Chateaux D'Yquem, Sauternes
I know
what to do.
We - ourselves - Avarice. THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Live up to your title.
MAKE them beg for mercy.
CRUSH their dreams.
END their worlds.
DESTROY.
We shall lay siege to Christenson, throw caution to the wind and this
shall be our cry:
TO WAR.