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01.17.07 Shit
I:
Wednesday, January 10, 2007, London, England, 11pm
The buzz of my microwave summons me
to the grocery store bought sludge that awaits me for a late supper.
I grudgingly pull myself away from my laptop after having watched an
iPod being blended to smithereens on Youtube
and approach the microwave with great misgiving. I could afford
to go out and eat, but I'm just too damn lazy. The little rats at
that school really take it out of me.
I pop open the microwave. The smell of beef wellington and some
mangy vegetables - or something pretending to be - fills the air in
this cramped flat that I am paying an absurd amount of money for.
I peel back the plastic and get a face full of steam. I peer
towards the rubbish bin and then back at this supper, then back to the
bin.
I decide against tossing it and plop back down on my chair and begin
stirring the vegetables around with a plastic fork.
A few bites later and I am practically full - of disgust.
Cursing I place it on the table beside the laptop to let it cool and
simmer.
I could afford a better place
than this, especially after I do the deed and kill the child.
Then again I want to get the hell out of here soon as I can.
Preferably to a place without an extradition treaty to the UK,
especially if I get caught.
But I won't get caught. She assured me I wouldn't.
And I know better. I am the best at what I do.
I make a living by taking the lives of others.
But I wish the bitch would get off my case. The Duchess hounds me
when we meet - rarely, and surreptitiously of course - to get the job
done.
I told her I act within the given time frame that I gave her, which was
half a year.
She wants it done sooner. I took it under advisement.
I have to gain the child's trust, get to know his movements, his
friends. See any openings where I might be able to strike.
There may be one coming up.
I pick up my dinner and dig into the alleged meat. My taste buds
react violently, but I stomach it anyway. Twenty-five years in
the Spanish Secret Service, you go through a lot worse shit than this
garbage.
...although it comes close.
With the fork back in my mouth for another perilous bite I click away
and find more nonsense on Youtube to fill my time with, as I ponder the
chance coming up.
It could be do-able.
Just possibly.
I place the dinner aside again and pick up a highly shreddable page
about various toxins. I've reviewed it a couple of times, and any
number of them could do the job cleanly.
Hell, I could always use polonium.
I laugh out loud to nobody.
The assassin's life is a lonely one.
Then it hits me.
I have to do some prep work for tomorrow's school day.
Shit.
II:
Wednesday, January 10, 2007, London, England, 11pm, apartment of Lady
Stephanie Dynasty-Lancaster
My bones are weary tonight. I
snap on the light next to my bed and find myself blinded by the
light. Shit...
The dream returned again tonight, and I am horrified.
I fear
murder.
I cannot shake it.
I know it is
near.
I slip out of bed and into my slippers. Into the den I go to
fetch some brandy.
I find her Ladyship reading a newspaper.
Stephanie smiles at me.
I smile back.
The scene opens to the sound
of a phone ringing, some typing at a keyboard.
The camera is jittery and
uneven, as it tries to steady.
One sees feet planted firmly
on the ground, their owners, seated.
A pair of black loafers, next
to them, some high heels.
Other voices mumble
unintelligibly in the background as an agitated receptionist talks
sternly into a phone.
"SHIT."
The camera shot rises to catch
the receptionist in question, with her back to the shot.
She's wearing a smart looking
deep burgundy blazer with matching skirt.
The phone is slammed as the
camera shot approaches the desk
"What, WHAT do you want?"
The woman turns around.
Her Grace, the Duchess of
Wessex is exposed. Her white blouse, with several buttons
generously undone, dangles outward from her chest.
"Oh...it's you."
She grins.
"We've been expecting you.
Please..." she gestures with a hand towards a door. "Go in. Your Lord and Master
awaits."
The camera shot turns to the
door and as it approaches, it opens.
It opens to blackness.
A red spotlight trains on the
undisputed Old Line Wrestling Imperial Heavyweight Champion. He
sits in a duplicate of the coronation throne used by the monarchs of
England for the past several centuries. He is dressed formally,
and cradles the championship belt in his arms.
"Come," he calls out. "Come. Your Lord and Master
awaits. Listen. And listen closely."
The spotlight expands to
reveal that it is a ring in which the throne is situated.
"Some of you may ask: what do we
want."
"The answer is simple."
He turns his head to the side in a moment of thought.
"We want to go down in history
- not just of OLW, but of wrestling - ass
the most loathed, the most despised man to ever step foot in the ring."
"A piece of shit human being,
with hatred elicited so deep, not just
because of what we have done, but simply because of who we are."
"You see we are a man - nay, a
god, not unlike Dionysus - who has held
this rich prize for over seven months and has defended it not thrice
[he holds up
three fingers], not twice, [he
lowers one finger], not even
once [he
lowers the other to leave only his middle finger standing]."
He laughs.
"Why? Because it was our
will. And our word is law."
"We know you are all sick of
us. Our reign. The sound of our
voice."
He sneers sourly with contempt.
"And we love EVERY SINGLE
GODDAMN SECOND OF IT."
"But take refuge in this fact:
blessed are those who are sickened; for they shall perish."
"Also face this fact, Python,
Tate, Christenson."
"Children."
"We've come too damn far, and
have advanced far too much - beyond any of you, or all of you combined,
for that matter - to let you halt our never ending pursuit of
wickedness."
"At this point we usually
placate our opponents and note how talented you are, what strengths you
possess, and how we are well aware of them, and won't take any of that
for granted."
He shifts in the throne slowly and shakes his head.
"Not this time. We are
fed up with our own graciousness."
"It is time to condemn.
Rebuke. Spurn."
"And challenge."
"You see, what happened in that
battle royal was inexcusable. We were caught off guard, and we
were eliminated."
He nods.
"We can accept that. We
learned. We grew. But it will never happen again."
"You three, and indeed the
whole of OLW will write us off as a champion about to expire.
Never. A champion who has lost his luster. We shall only
shine brighter with every drop of blood that we shall shed. And
believe me, there is much more to be shed."
He is pensive as he looks to the title of diamonds and platinum that
rests on his lap.
"We are the eternal champion.
We have reigned dominantly.
And should it ever eclipse. The ramifications of this reign will
be felt forever."
"So come what may," as his deep
red eyes glare, "we are ready for you, Tate. Snakeboy.
Christenson. We await you. Thane awaits you. Dearest
Heidi awaits you. The Iconoclasm await you. This match, we
swear to our god, will only foreshadow the bloody and heinous things
that will come to any of you unfortunate to be in the Match Beyond."
He stares
and
stares.
"Someone take these dreams
away,
that point me to another day.
A duel of personality,
the stranger true reality."
I am become Death The Destroyer
of Worlds