Lancaster's Inferno - return to Circle
V (the Angry)Scene I: Las Vegas,
NV - the Bellagio, 36th floor penthouse - Saturday, May 10, 2003
The time was nearly upon them.
Lancaster took it upon himself to say
a few words to his opponents, particuarly Flare before the appointed hour.
He purchased a camcorder after feeling a rousing rush of
inspiration, partially generated by several shots of J&B Rare and John
Walker Gold.
The scene opens very shakily, the darkness of Las Vegas apparent,
the sounds of the living, breathing city of twenty four hours that was of
course the Devil's Playground.
"Is this bloody thing on?" asks
a gruff voice off scene.
Lancaster sat down on the outside patio of his room, his
smoking pipe in one hand, a glass of scotch in the other. The wind
raced through his hair from time to time as the Duke took his place in front
of the camera, unsure of how he was coming off.
But not caring, either.
He took a long deep puff on his pipe, and a swig of scotch,
before placing the latter down.
"Alright, well, here we are, less than
forty eight hours away from the big one, the first title defense of the Whiskey
Devils, YOUR [Lancaster grabbed the CAL World Tag Title that lay nonchalantly
on his patio table and held it up to the camera lens] CAL World Tag Team Champions."
Rob dropped the belt on the floor, and continued onwards.
"And this, you may ask, is the way
one half of the champs decided to spend those hours before grappling two
of the brightest stars, in the BWWa."
The Duke shrugged his shoulders, and shook his head.
"What the hell do I care. We
each chose to spend these past few days the way we chose. What's done
is done. Flare," as Lancaster reached for his scotch, "you chose to spend these valuable hours in a most creative
way. Making some material with questionable content."
Lancaster finished his scotch and put the glass on the table.
He hung his head, the wind again blowing at force, his white Oxford
shirt, which was completely unbuttoned, flailing waving in sequence and motion
with his blond hair.
"Let's face it Flare, you've decided
to waste your days producing shyte."
Rob lifted his head, not caring what he was saying, or to
whom he was saying it to.
"This is how you've chosen to prepare
for your shot at this, [the Duke again picked up his
title and held it up] the most precious, valuable prize in our goddamned
sport. This is your chance boyo, one you, like me, I admit, haven't
had since we both lost the Crusade. But still. You chose to waste
my time, that of my partner, and everyone else's in the BWWa by talking shyte
and feckin' around like this match you're about to under go is some big,
fanciful walk in the park."
Lancaster spat on to the floor.
"I rarely talk shyte, but I will when
I feel passionate enough about it. And you've done that. But
hey, well Flare, you're young, you like to have fun. And Christ, so
do I, I mean, I've lost $5 million dollars in these past several days, what
the hell do I care! I don't Flare, I don't, because money is nothing to me.
But my good fellow, this match, certainly is not nothing to you, nor
your partner Thunder."
"Or is it?" Again Lancaster
shrugged.
"Frankly, I could not possibly know
what you think, or what you think or discuss in private, away from the cameras.
Perhaps you sit drinking and discussing your love life with that elegant
waif Evelyn, or whatever her name happens to be. Perhaps you dream
of better things to come in your career. And this Monday will be yours'
and Thunder's chance to have those better things happen."
Rob shook his head side to side quickly.
"Not gonna happen though. I've
decided to not mince or sugar coat my words, as you've seen, and I'm, to
be honest, already tired of talking to you Flare. My life has been
crap these past three weeks, and you and Thunder are just the types that
I and Seamus, yes him too, will willingly and gladly take our our frustrations
on."
"We're not going to beat you, we're
going to destroy you, and perhaps, and perhaps then Flare, when you and Thunder
lay listening to the fans boo us realizing we've retained, when you hear
the Mahones' roaring their drums, and when you grow sick of the taste of
your own blood, then, and perhaps then, you'll prepare a little better next
time."
Lancaster laughed.
"Good luck chaps. And a very
good night to you."
The scene fades away, the City of Las Vegas unaware of what
transpired alone, heard by no one.
Heard by no one.
The effects though - unmistakable.
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