Voice only.
"Greetings, from Wessex."
"This is to all my dear
colleagues in the BWWa, and in particular, James and Bradley. How
we've missed you. All of you."
"We've hardly spent any time
with you over the past little while. It seems we've been drifting
apart. And this does upset me so."
"We have so much to look
forward to. Our glorious president is absent leaving Brett in
charge of the whole organization, and I know he'll do a simply superb
job," with clear and unmistakable sarcasm.
"And what more, the future is
looking glaringly bright for the most dominant and powerful force in
wrestling. The BWWa Tag titles sit in the hands of the team who
is fast approaching legendary status, of which our record speaks loud
and clearly. The Silver Dollar Championship has never had such
prestige as it does now, resting comfortably and with humility, of
course, in my gracious hands. If Jeff should choose to bother
himself, he will of course take the Sin City Deathmatch Title from
King...hello there Adlai, thank you for the titles, I might add."
He clears his throat.
"Excuse me. And of
course, the coup de gras, when Seamus Finnegan trounces the
ultimate ego - behave, gentle listener, and stop thinking bad things
about me whilst I talk - the Carl Weathers wanna be, Apollo
Cree...Carrington at this coming Silver."
Carl Weathers was good as Apollo Creed, I'll give him that
much...and he was far more amusing.
How now then, Carrington, will you describe boredom? Do you think the
powerful MIND being called boring when we are able to CRUSH those who
do so? I suggest you keep the insults coming, and prepare your
championship for when you must concede to the Irish Assassin.
Oh...and should your pack of wolves known as Larger Than Life try and
insert their mugs into the picture...anyway."
Pause.
"From wolves to dogs.
Sinful Experience. We meet again, old chums. James, I hope
you still remember us well. Well, you've not had the chance to
meet Jeff in the ring, but me, ooh, ha ha...I'm sure you've not
forgotten myself. It's been a while since you, being a visiting
dignitary from the BWWa, came to CSWA one evening and successfully lost
your CAL World Tag Titles all those months ago. What a lovely
evening that was. I hope you've brought the same arrogance that
you garnered from being involved with the most shameless and disgusting
group of men this side of the Authority - and see where it got you."
"Now there is a new renaissance
blooming in the BWWa, one that has already planted its roots and has
grown strong. Unfortunately for you this bloom is that of a venus
fly trap, and YOU, Vincent, Andrews...are to be our next sacrificial
victims...the next flies, if you will?"
They better damn well accept that analogy. If they can comprehend
it.
"We obviously won't
underestimate you, Andrews, Vincent. You've shown you are two
very capable wrestlers. But both Jeff and I burn with a fire
unbeknownst to the two of you. We were spurned on against each
other with fire, with the fire of hatred. It consumed us.
Burned us. Ate at our souls and minds. We would do anything
to destroy each other. But now...but now..."
Slowly.
"Ask yourselves...what Hell
shall be unleashed now that that fire now burns as one...and is about to be unleashed on
you two poor sons of bitches."
I chuckle lightly.
"I thank you for your
attention. Now, tremble."