| What does Detective Inspector Alex Cullen do when he's not chasing slag, putting up with incompetent sergeants or trying not to walk on the midgets who inhabit the CID office? If you've read Carnival you'll know one theory but some others have been coming in through the Guestbook. |
| Play Rugby || Meditate || Watch Dr Who videos || Help the disadvantaged/do community type work | Be a stand-up comic | Breed pedigree cats | Dress up in high heeled boots and sequins || Iron Chandler's shirts | Drink with his Rugby Mates | Have three kids | Relax with a single malt whisky | |
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