WHY CUBANS CAN'T BE TERRORISTS:

1. 7:45am is too early for us to be up.
2. We are always late, we would have missed all 4 fights.
3. Pretty people on the plane distract us.
4. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
5. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there.
6. We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our weapons down.
7. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
8. We can't keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week before doing it.

   AND MY FAVORITE ....

9. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield.

ARE YOU A CUBAN? HOW CAN YOU TELL FOR SURE?

1. If you have been hit by a Chancleta.
2. If you grew up scared by something called El CUco
3. If others tell you to stop screaming when you are really just talking
4. If you light a candle to Virgin Mary on the night before your big test
5. If you use your lips to point something out.
6. If you constantly refer to cereal as con fleys.
7. If your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you for dinner, even if it's a one bedroom apartment.
8. If you can dance merengue, cumbia, or salsa without music.
9. If you use margarina instead of olive oil and can't figure out why your butt is getting bigger.
10. If you are in a five passenger car with seven people in it and a person is shouting subanse, todavia caben!
11. if whenever you feel under the weather, you compulsively dab on some vapor rub (vivaporu) all over your chest and inside your nostrils.
12. Your mom packs your lonchera every day even though you're just turned thirty-two

Send this to all your Cuban friends!!!
You can also send this to non-Cuban friends, but if you have to explain more than three items, what's the point???