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You're So Ugly

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she got a ticket for littering!

12- Pack

A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon the condom aisle. The son asks his father why there are so many different boxes of condoms. The father replies, ''Well, you see that 3-pack? That's for when you're in high school. You have 2 for Friday night and 1 for Saturday night.''
The son then asks his father, ''What's the 6-pack for?''
The father replies, ''Well, that's for when you're in college. You have 2 for Friday night, 2 for Saturday night, and 2 for Sunday morning.''
Then the son asks his father what the 12-pack is for.
The father replies, ''Well, that's for when you're married. You have one for January, one for February, one for March, one for.....''

A Family of Suckers
One evening a mom and dad and two sons are watching TV. The dad gives the mom a look, and they head upstairs. The two little boys wonder what they are doing, so they go up to take a peek. ''Well,'' said the older boy, ''remember this when mom gets on your case for sucking your thumb!''

After You

''Have you heard my knock-knock joke?'' asked the blonde.

''No,'' said the brunette.

''Okay,'' said the blonde, ''you start.''

Air Head on a Beer
Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house.

Blonde and a Pig
A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks, ''Where did you get that?'' The pig says, ''I won her in a raffle!''

A Flaky Blonde
One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle. She was really stumped and very frustrated, so she decided to ask her husband for help. ''It's supposed to be a tiger!'' Sally cried. ''Honey," said Dan, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box!''