Uncle Jack
	Body Double for Jesse Ventura
		Name: Jack Turnipseed Age: I have been 20 almost 3 times Occupation/School: Philanthropist, Philosopher, Social Commentator; Former Young Guy Favorite Quote/phrase that describes you or that you are partial to: 1. Stand back kid, ya bother me -- W.C. Fields 2. Live fast, die young; make a good looking corpse -- "Gene", the misunderstood greaser in the 1984 movie, "Mischief" 3. My mom's reply as we were  talking about George Washington when I was a kid in about 1958: "Isn't his wife dead? 4. Also when I was a kid I read a lot of quotes and sayings by such writers as Aesop, Confucius, etc. I noticed a lot more were written by Anon. I thought, wow, this guy Anon wrote a lot of neat stuff. 5. Larry, "The Tempest", bears a striking resemblance to Pancho Villa. What you think of Citizen D or his website/ why do you keep coming here: I come here purely for the shock value. I also consider Citizen D as his parent's investment in their retirement and I like to keep an eye on his worth. Alas, like the Dow Jones Industrial Averages, his value has plummeted to new lows.
			Uncle Jack is one of our best contributors and even though he is old and we give him a lot of crap, we still love him. I encourage him to send us pictures of what he looked like when he was a young dude, because I for one do not believe him. -- Citizen D