Rachel
		Named after an old woman with a poodle in Scotland because she was the only one who would talk to my parents, �the Americans�: Rachel Starnes Aged: 24 years in a cedar barrel for flavor Occupied by: French troops who�ve surrendered everything else, being a glorified bean counter for UT, writing snarky little rants on the company dime Favorite quote/phrase: �If Ford is to Chevrolet what Dodge is to Chrysler what Corn Flakes are to Post Toasties what the clear blue sky is to the deep blue see what Hank Williams is to Neil Armstrong, can you doubt that we were made for each other?���Here I Am,� Lyle Lovett �Damn everything but the circus.� �Corita Kent �When I grow up I wanna be a principle�or a caterpillar.��Ralph Wiggum Opinion of Citizen D:  Can�t be all bad if he pierced his� Anything else:  Yes.  Once I killed a horse.  It was both very terrible and very funny.