Age: 23
Occupation/School: 5th year nursing student at Truman graduating in May!
Name: Meag Phelan "Splatz" (on the right)
Age: 23
Occupation/School: Classics and English major at Truman graduating in May
Our Favorite Quotes:
"Rara avis in terris nigroque simillima cynco." (A chaste woman is a rare bird on this earth, something like a black swan) -Juvenal
"My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often." -Emo Philips
"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love." -Woody Allen
"Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches." -Jim Carrey
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff." -Mariah Carey
"I can resist everything except temptation." -Oscar Wilde
"A lot of people say to me, 'why did you kill Christ?' I dunno...it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know." -Lenny Bruce
"Ever hear of a tune-up? hehehe" "Ever hear of a ritual killing? hehehe...you gnaw on her face like that in public again and you'll be one...hehehe" -Uncle Buck
"You got a lotta nerve
To say you are my friend
When I was down
You just stood there grinning" -Bob Dylan
Why we waste time here:
1. We are in Kirksville, Mo, and there is not too much going on here.
2. We have no friends
3.We enjoy laughing at Doodle's antics all day long
4. We agree with many of Doodle's sentiments
5. We miss Citizen D.
6. We promise to stop calling Citizen D "Doodle" on his own website. (Ok, so I added this one, but come on)
