Age: 23?
Occupation/School:
Student of plant ecology/evolution in a Perpetually Hungover Dipshit (this last refers primarily to me) program
Favorite Quote/phrase that describes you or that you are partial to:
Kitsch causes two tears to fall in quick succesion. The first says, how nice, to see children playing on the grass. The second says, how nice, to be moved, along with all humanity, by children playing on the grass. It is the second tear that makes kitsch kitsch (Kundera, Unbearable Lightness of Being).
If you wish to study a granfaloon, just remove the skin of a toy balloon (Vonnegut, Cat�s Cradle).
You�ve gotta love them or you�ll hate �em (My mother referring to men).
The size of a man�s penis is indirectly proportional to his height and the amount of hair on his head (my Aunt Beaner� I have reason to believe that this is a false, however).
If we knew what we were doing, they wouldn�t call it research (Einstein).
What you think of Citizen D or his website/ why do you keep coming here:
I�m a grad student. Much of being a grad student consists of finding ways to kill time. There is some work, but most of it is convincing important people that you�ve been working rather than killing time
