Age: 25
Occupation: Freelance Anthropologist. I spend many hours each day observing graduate school nerds in their natural habitat. So much so, that I fear I may have become one myself, although I have yet to pick lice off any of their heads.
Favorite Quotes:
�It shrinks? I don�t know how you guys walk around with those things.� Elaine on Seinfeld in response to the news that yes, the penis does shrink.
�Nobody broke your heart. You broke your own, because you can�t finish what you start.� Elliot Smith, �Alameda,� �either/or�
�Nothing in this world is achieved without passion.� The fortune from a fortune cookie I ate the other night.
�The damn dog don�t eat no goddamn corn.� My dad, when my friend Liz tried to feed our family dog, Goldie, scraps of food off her plate. Among the scraps, some corn, which, no, Goldie did not eat.
�Well, damn it, that dog eats corn.� My dad, again, when he saw my dog, Tess, eat some corn off my plate.
�I am an idealist. I don�t know where I�m going, but I am on my way.� Carl Sandburg
�You are a total bitch. But you are the good kind of bitch because you are mean to everyone else, but you are nice to me.� Citizen D, trying to pay me a compliment.
�Frankly, my dear, I don�t give a damn.� Rhett Butler, Gone With the Wind
What do you think of Citizen D, or his website, or why do you keep coming here?
Well, I used to be afraid of Citizen D, yet I always admired him from afar. Except for the time I was trying to memorize some x-rays before an exam and he was listening to his walkman, but yet I could hear it from 40 feet away. Then, one day, he complimented me for being a bitch. Then, shortly after, we had some pitchers of beer together after school and I realized that inside that rough-and-tumble, pierced-and-mohawked exterior, is a terribly misguided boy who just needs to find Jesus. As soon as he does find this Jesus character, I will have to stop visiting the website.
Anything else?
Not at this time, thank you. Oh, except that I still think you should begin sporting the �anti-mohawk,� which, as I told you, would be one strip of baldness from forehead to nape.