The Date Application Page

Whenever my friends are giving me a bunch of crap about being single, they always ask me "Well are you looking for someone?" And I always respond with "I'm taking applications." It was always a joke until now...... Are you ever reading the Citizen D website and think "Wow, this guy is amazing, I wish that I could date someone as intelligent, driven, and sarcastic as he?" Well, now you can, just submit the following form. Kudos to Tucker Max for stealing his idea.

Name

Age

Location

Gender

Male Female

Sexual Orientation

Straight Gay Bisexual Bi-curious Not sure

Hair

Blonde Brown Black Red Sandy Depends on what color it is dyed

Eyes

Blue Brown Green Hazel (whatever the hell that is?) Depends on my mood

Height

Body Type

Anorexic Thin Average A Few Extra Pounds Orca-Fat Beached Whale

Ethnicity

Whitey Latina Sista Pacific Islander Other

Religion

Atheist / Unreligious Agnostic Jewish Muslim Damn Dirty Jesus Crispy Other

Occupation

Income (optional)

Relationship Status

Married (This actually will not discount you) Divorced (neither will this) Never Married Single and Hating It Single And Loving It Currently Seeing Someone

Children

Don't have any; want some Don't have any; don't want any Have some; want more Have some; don't want more Don't have any; undecided if I want some Children are tools of Satan

Drinking

I am a lush I drink my fair share Drink socially Don't drink, but don't mind if others do I think alcohol is a tool of Satan

Smoking

Chain Smoker I enjoy a good smoke Smoke socially Don't smoke, but don't mind if others do Cigarettes are tools of Satan

Drug Use

I love drugs I use with some regularity Maybe every once in awhile Don't use them, but don't mind if others do I think drugs are tools of Satan

*Notice* If you chose that drinking, smoking, or drugs are tools of Satan, please stop this application and click here.

Interests (check all that apply)

shopping

watching movies

cooking

anal spelunking

watching reality TV

rock climbing

hiking

fellatio

listening to music

doing laundry

watching sports

making out

studying

sleeping

reading books

bible study

washing cars

watching video games

Sex Drive

Sometimes I think I am a nympho I like to keep a regular sex schedule I like it but dont need it a lot I'd rather be doing something else Hate it

My Favorite Book Is...

My Favorite Movie Is...

My Favorite Album Is...

My Favorite Color Is...

black brown blue orange red green yellow purple pink other

Please Describe What You Desire In A Man

My Idea of A Good Date Is...

The famous dinner and a movie Dinner and dancing Renting movies and ordering pizza Going to dinner and pretending to be anorexic Dinner and getting drunk Being able to supersize at McD's

What I thought of the movie "The Sweetest Thing"

Loved it- its totally me and my girls Thought it was pretty funny Are you kidding, I would never watch that movie It was crappy Its sheer existence made me question my place on the earth

Do you actually intend on going out with Citizen D if he contacts you?

I would love to Perhaps Most likely not Not a chance

Additional Comments or Questions

Contact Information (optional)

e-mail address

phone number

Thank You For Completing the Application, you may be contacted in 2 to 843 days.

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