december 18, 2002
		This is a contribution for my friend Tempest, he also hates many things, and one is BUMS!
			The other day I was making my way to work when some smelly, dirty bum asked me for change. I hate bums.  Here I am, walking to my shitty job, and some lazy fucker has the nerve to ask me for my money? No way. Why can't he get his own fucking money? Because he's a bum. Now bums want you to feel bad for them in the hopes that you'll be stupid enough to part with your hard earned change. Well, don't feel sorry for them for too long. You know why they're out there begging for your cash? It's not becuase they're down on their luck, it's because stupid people like you have been giving them money. They're out there because they can make more money from witless innocents than from actually working a job.    Now, as if these bums wern't bad enough, there are also these extra annoying bums in training. If you live near a university campus you'll know exactly who I'm talking about. You probably call them Drag rats or Ave Worms, but whatever you call them they'll still be the same thing, worthless. These little shits have no clue. They think it's cool to look as dirty as possible, go down to the drag (or whatever) and beg you for money, cigarettes, or whatever else they seem to want. I've seen some of these little bastards getting dropped off in minivans by their mothers, BY THEIR MOTHERS! There are so many things wrong with that, I don't even know where to start. Why are there so many bums out there? It seems that many people give their money to these people out of some misguided notion that they're helping society in some way. I have news for you, you're not helping. If you do want to help, why don't you give all your spare cash to an abortion clinic, lord knows that they're helping lots more than those fucking bums. Now, get out of my face. What a beautiful contribution, I could not agree more -- Citizen D Thanks Tempest!