december 5, 2003

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

That's right faithful readers, today is the one year anniversary of Citizen D Takes On The World. Props to Jason for giving me the idea to start the website and props to all my readers and contributors for making it the best website in the entire universe. -- Citizen D

In an effort to please all my male readers and anger my more feminist readers, I give the birthday gift to you......I give you.......

Naked Gymnastics

** WARNING ** As this link is called "Naked" gymnastics, you should not click on it on a public computer, you should watch these videos (just click on the pictures, they are link)in the privacy of your own home where you can easily touch yourself in the appropriate places without being noticed or ridiculed.

As another bonus feature of this post, I would like your input. Pick your top 3 favorire posts of the year, in order, and I will show the results in a couple of weeks. In additon, pick your favorite contributor.

Dec. 6th - President Bush Dec. 9th - Patriotism Dec. 16th - Iraq & Bombs Dec. 18th - Bums Dec. 19th - News Stories Jan. 9th - Jerry Falwell Jan. 13th - Alarm Clocks Jan. 25th - The Gatorade Team Jan. 27th - Shania Twain Feb 5th - Propeller Cars Feb. 9th - Weekend Movies Feb. 10th - Shut Up About The Cows... Feb. 12th - Hate Mail Feb. 13th - Uncle Jack vs. The Tempest Feb. 14th - Happy Valentine's Day Feb. 17th - External Genitalia Feb. 20th - New Song Lyrics Feb. 21st - Why Forwards Suck Feb. 22nd - Topeka Feb. 24th - Fred Durst = Toolbox Mar. 3rd - More Hate Mail Mar. 4th - Emoticons Mar. 5th - Ass Wednesday Mar. 12th - Freedom Fries Mar. 15th - Chixie Dicks Mar. 18th - I Hate Applebee's Mar. 24th - Want An Oscar? Mar. 25th - Two Cents Apr. 7th - Opinions Apr. 18th - Freud Was Sweet Apr. 19th - Who Cares About Roy Williams? Apr. 30th - Fashion Faux Pas May 8th - Karaoke May 9th - Old Men May 10th - Tornado Fun May 16th - Latinos May 20th - Grrl Moves In, Lesbianizes Applicances May 24th - Reflections on Iraq May 25th - Maroon May 27th - Edward 40 Hands June 18th - Boys And Their Toys July 11th - Dear Citizen D July 14th - Euro Pics Aug. 7th - Gigli Aug. 13th - Uncle Jack's Cartoons Aug. 15th - Tempest Gets Medeival Aug. 18th - Mortality Aug. 19th - Laziest Man Alive Aug. 27th - Jesus And Seatbelts Sept. 10th - Citizen D Attends A Service Sept. 14th - We Three Pawns Sept. 15th - Sandal Wearing Sept. 22nd - Panties In The Dryer Oct. 8th - Missouri Truck Oct. 14th - Uggs Oct. 16th - More Pics Oct. 21st - Citizen D vs. The Youth Groupie Oct. 27th - My Motorcycle Kicks Ass Nov. 12th - Dear Hippies Nov. 14th - My Neighbor Nov. 19th - F Your Bling Bling Chronicles of Company X - Episode I Chronicles of Company X - Episode II Chronicles of Company X - Episode III Chronicles of Company X - Episode IV Chronicles of Company X - Episode V Needle In The Arm - Episode I Needle In The Arm - Episode II Needle In The Arm - Episode III

#1 #2 #3

Dec. 6th - President Bush Dec. 9th - Patriotism Dec. 16th - Iraq & Bombs Dec. 18th - Bums Dec. 19th - News Stories Jan. 9th - Jerry Falwell Jan. 13th - Alarm Clocks Jan. 25th - The Gatorade Team Jan. 27th - Shania Twain Feb 5th - Propeller Cars Feb. 9th - Weekend Movies Feb. 10th - Shut Up About The Cows... Feb. 12th - Hate Mail Feb. 13th - Uncle Jack vs. The Tempest Feb. 14th - Happy Valentine's Day Feb. 17th - External Genitalia Feb. 20th - New Song Lyrics Feb. 21st - Why Forwards Suck Feb. 22nd - Topeka Feb. 24th - Fred Durst = Toolbox Mar. 3rd - More Hate Mail Mar. 4th - Emoticons Mar. 5th - Ass Wednesday Mar. 12th - Freedom Fries Mar. 15th - Chixie Dicks Mar. 18th - I Hate Applebee's Mar. 24th - Want An Oscar? Mar. 25th - Two Cents Apr. 7th - Opinions Apr. 18th - Freud Was Sweet Apr. 19th - Who Cares About Roy Williams? Apr. 30th - Fashion Faux Pas May 8th - Karaoke May 9th - Old Men May 10th - Tornado Fun May 16th - Latinos May 20th - Grrl Moves In, Lesbianizes Applicances May 24th - Reflections on Iraq May 25th - Maroon May 27th - Edward 40 Hands June 18th - Boys And Their Toys July 11th - Dear Citizen D July 14th - Euro Pics Aug. 7th - Gigli Aug. 13th - Uncle Jack's Cartoons Aug. 15th - Tempest Gets Medeival Aug. 18th - Mortality Aug. 19th - Laziest Man Alive Aug. 27th - Jesus And Seatbelts Sept. 10th - Citizen D Attends A Service Sept. 14th - We Three Pawns Sept. 15th - Sandal Wearing Sept. 22nd - Panties In The Dryer Oct. 8th - Missouri Truck Oct. 14th - Uggs Oct. 16th - More Pics Oct. 21st - Citizen D vs. The Youth Groupie Oct. 27th - My Motorcycle Kicks Ass Nov. 12th - Dear Hippies Nov. 14th - My Neighbor Nov. 19th - F Your Bling Bling Chronicles of Company X - Episode I Chronicles of Company X - Episode II Chronicles of Company X - Episode III Chronicles of Company X - Episode IV Chronicles of Company X - Episode V Needle In The Arm - Episode I Needle In The Arm - Episode II Needle In The Arm - Episode III

Dec. 6th - President Bush Dec. 9th - Patriotism Dec. 16th - Iraq & Bombs Dec. 18th - Bums Dec. 19th - News Stories Jan. 9th - Jerry Falwell Jan. 13th - Alarm Clocks Jan. 25th - The Gatorade Team Jan. 27th - Shania Twain Feb 5th - Propeller Cars Feb. 9th - Weekend Movies Feb. 10th - Shut Up About The Cows... Feb. 12th - Hate Mail Feb. 13th - Uncle Jack vs. The Tempest Feb. 14th - Happy Valentine's Day Feb. 17th - External Genitalia Feb. 20th - New Song Lyrics Feb. 21st - Why Forwards Suck Feb. 22nd - Topeka Feb. 24th - Fred Durst = Toolbox Mar. 3rd - More Hate Mail Mar. 4th - Emoticons Mar. 5th - Ass Wednesday Mar. 12th - Freedom Fries Mar. 15th - Chixie Dicks Mar. 18th - I Hate Applebee's Mar. 24th - Want An Oscar? Mar. 25th - Two Cents Apr. 7th - Opinions Apr. 18th - Freud Was Sweet Apr. 19th - Who Cares About Roy Williams? Apr. 30th - Fashion Faux Pas May 8th - Karaoke May 9th - Old Men May 10th - Tornado Fun May 16th - Latinos May 20th - Grrl Moves In, Lesbianizes Applicances May 24th - Reflections on Iraq May 25th - Maroon May 27th - Edward 40 Hands June 18th - Boys And Their Toys July 11th - Dear Citizen D July 14th - Euro Pics Aug. 7th - Gigli Aug. 13th - Uncle Jack's Cartoons Aug. 15th - Tempest Gets Medeival Aug. 18th - Mortality Aug. 19th - Laziest Man Alive Aug. 27th - Jesus And Seatbelts Sept. 10th - Citizen D Attends A Service Sept. 14th - We Three Pawns Sept. 15th - Sandal Wearing Sept. 22nd - Panties In The Dryer Oct. 8th - Missouri Truck Oct. 14th - Uggs Oct. 16th - More Pics Oct. 21st - Citizen D vs. The Youth Groupie Oct. 27th - My Motorcycle Kicks Ass Nov. 12th - Dear Hippies Nov. 14th - My Neighbor Nov. 19th - F Your Bling Bling Chronicles of Company X - Episode I Chronicles of Company X - Episode II Chronicles of Company X - Episode III Chronicles of Company X - Episode IV Chronicles of Company X - Episode V Needle In The Arm - Episode I Needle In The Arm - Episode II Needle In The Arm - Episode III

Favorite Contributor

Citizen D Tempest Uncle Jack Jake Paddy Leens Rachel Daddy Don

The "Citizen D Takes On The World" 1st Anniversary Bash is tentatively scheduled for Monday, December 15th at The Quaff (1010 Broadway, Downtown KCMO), the site of "We Three Pawns." I hope all my readers can be in attendance. Bring nothing but a healthy drinking appetite.