september 17, 2003
		Christian Science Fair thanks to the hippy
			Click on the above link to check out the 2001 Fellowship Baptist Creation Science Fair. The hippy posted this link on the guestbook and it is absolutely hilarious. Some of my favorite projects are: - Johnathan Goode, 2nd place Middle School for his highly scientific thesis entilted "Women Were Designed For Homemaking" (I am convinced) - Eileen Hyde and Lynda Morgan, 1st place High School for their shocking research on "Using Prayer To Microevolve Latent Antibiotic Resistance In Bacteria" (make sure you read the prayer, I have not laughed that hard in quite some time) - Cassidy Turnbull, 1st place Elementary School for her supreme understanding of Darwin's theory of evolution in her report, "My Uncle Is A Man Named Steve (Not A Monkey)" This is what these groups are teaching the children of this country......and they wonder why kids of our generation are so fucking dumb.....???? -- Citizen D