august 19, 2003

Citizen D = Laziest Man Alive

I have recently decided that I am officially the laziest man alive. Since I have started school, I have done nothing but get out of bed and sludge myself to class only to snooze through half of my classes and zone-out in the other half. Then I go home in the afternoon and sleep and play PlayStation and watch TV shows that I download on my computer. I smoke cigs, I play with my bishop in a turtleneck, I do anything to avoid actually doing something. I thought that there were others out there like me, but I discovered last week that this is in fact, not true. I had an 8:00 small group class last Friday and like most on the last day of the week at 8:00, I was tired and pissed off. We had a small group instructor and of course she wanted us to go around the room and tell our names, what we like doing, what we thought of medical school our first year, etc. So here is how it went: Male Y: Hi, my name is John. I am from BF, Kansas and I went to KU for undergrad. I like fishing swimming, hiking, biking, basketball, baseball, football, and running around in big fucking circles. I thought medical school was not so bad last year. Female X: Hi, my name is Linda. I am from Skak-Ho, Kansas and I went to K-State. I enjoy mountain climbing, hiking, skiing, extreme walking, Frisbee, camping, and carrying water up hills. I made it through pretty well last year. And around and around the room they went, all relaying their loves of things outdoor and active and how easy med school was for them. Then it comes to me (keep in mind, it is about 8:06 am by this time). Citizen D: I'm Dallas. I am from Missouri and went to Truman State University. I enjoy sleeping and I hate medical school. After finishing my curt description, I let out a little chuckle as I had amused myself. A glance around the room revealed only a dozen scornful faces staring back at me from student and teacher alike, not a one was amused by my little soliloquy. That is when it hits me, I am in fact the laziest person alive and no one finds it amusing but me. Oh well...I'm out, I need a nap. -- Citizen D

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that's right, even the voting is lazy this time