july 17, 2003
		For all of you out there who are crappy friends like I am, that's right! It's Citizen D's birthday today, where he turns the ripe old age of 23. But in a unique turn of events, you, my readers, are in fact getting the gift today because you are getting a great set of links below...enjoy. -- Citizen D
			This has to be one of the most wrong things I have ever seen, and I don't say that often. Baby Ink
				Check out this crazy video! Matrix Table Tennis
					This is without a doubt one of the most fucked up and confusing things I have ever seen. I recommend you get fucked up and play around with this for awhile, I imagine there are hours of fun in there. What The FUCK?