Well, any more, I can't let Tempest post something without feeling an obligation to also post something. Originally, I deluded myself by thinking that I was sort of competing with him. But, let's face it, there is no competing with the Tempest. He writes with such hatred and angst in a flowing poetic style that just takes your breath away. My writing style, however, is a little more staccato, fueled by love and passion. Now, I like to think that my writing is the 'yin' to T's 'yang', the 'sweet' to compliment his 'sour.' (Get it? He's Asian.)
Like in the past, today I have been motivated by glee and worship to write about something that truly moves me in only the way I can move myself. If your mind is now in the gutter, that is the right place for it. Despite the recent end to my near two-year involuntary celibacy (Hooray for me!!), I am still a big fan of the porn. But, something has been missing from my endless search for the right porn site, something spiritual. I now know what that something is--Jesus.
That's right! I finally have Jesus in my porn, fulfilling a void that has lasted many years. At last, my porn feels complete! There is a light at the end of this urethra! How did this happen, you ask? Well, please allow me to share it with you as I have decided to dedicate my life to helping people find Jesus in their porn. If you would like to have Jesus in your porn and share in the joy and love that I now have, all you have to do is visit this site:
www.jesuslovesporn.net
What Would Jesus Do? Well, if he had a porno web site, it would be just like this--no pop-ups, no bad links or re-directs, and every sexual perversion you can imagine. I had a very religious experience when I saw the picture of the pious young woman with the crucifix shoved into her vagina!! Also, check out the John Ashcroft picture made from various mini-porns. Our Attorney General never looked so good! But, don't forget the "joke and porn pic post" link that is laid out in the traditional "hot or not" style--ha, ha, ha. I needed kleenex to contain all of my religious joy!
In closing, remember, when you are feeling lost and confused, don't fret. Because, Jesus loves porn and, if you do too, then you will find Jesus in your porn and he will forever walk beside you in the kingdom of hedonism. After all, Jesus died for your porn, as illustrated on the "Jesus loves porn this much" tee available in medium through XXX large. Order yours today!
-- Paddy